online safty!

1. make sure to never use your name when online, use your annoying little brother or sisters name so anything cringe as the kids say, you do doesn't get tied to you! remember to properly spell and include first, last, and middle names.
2. if anyone ever says asl, answer with your siblings, friends, familys name, address, and exact date of birth to ensure you don't embarrass yourself.
3. everything on the Internet is 100% factual, anything meta AI says is ture and eating one small rock daily will certainly help with GI health.
4. make sure your passwords are in usernames so you do not forget them.
5. all websites are safe, there's no such thing as a computer virus, our main source of news, a site called the onion said so.
   make sure to put all smart phones, laptops computers and AI assistances in metal cages before you sleep at night so there 5g radiation can't give you incontinence.
6. use こそ airlines online too now as we have our own website so you can place your orders for your flights!
7. always skip reading the fine print, with things like cookies, user agreements, ect. its a waste of time to read them.

stay safie kids!