<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[dude. i cant even.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Okay, so I didn't brush my teeth this morning, but I brushed my teeth tonight and through my entire weekend. My step dad and my mom are pissed for no reason. I have ate breakfast, which may cover it up. I'll be grounded just because I forgot to brush my own teeth THIS MORNING. I wake up at 5:15 am by the way. It's a Monday. I feel groggy and literally fine. I genuinely don't know if they're crazy or I'm crazy, more like I'm crazy because I know i was supposed to do so but I was like, tired. and I forgot.</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>UPDATE: My mom came to the school and made me brush my teeth. She also told me to bring the phone, but I was in math class, so my phone was pouched, and I wasn't allowed to bring it with me. She said "you're making it worse for yourself" like I didn't try to grab the phone for her. Now I'm grounded for the rest of the week.</em></p>
]]></description><link>https://browsedns.net/topic/15044/dude.-i-cant-even.</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 02 May 2026 21:52:25 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://browsedns.net/topic/15044.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2026 12:46:48 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to dude. i cant even. on Wed, 14 Jan 2026 12:29:11 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/saphirecrown1">@<bdi>saphirecrown1</bdi></a> This comment is true</p>
]]></description><link>https://browsedns.net/post/171247</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://browsedns.net/post/171247</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Faust]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2026 12:29:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to dude. i cant even. on Wed, 14 Jan 2026 00:49:50 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">@bunnykek fr</p>
]]></description><link>https://browsedns.net/post/171228</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://browsedns.net/post/171228</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[[[global:former-user]]]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2026 00:49:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to dude. i cant even. on Tue, 13 Jan 2026 23:28:51 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/faust">@<bdi>Faust</bdi></a> oh that actually... kinda makes sense. but coming to school to make you do it is kinda bs</p>
]]></description><link>https://browsedns.net/post/171214</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://browsedns.net/post/171214</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[saphirecrown1]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2026 23:28:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to dude. i cant even. on Tue, 13 Jan 2026 13:37:15 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">My mom's heavily germaphobic when it comes to hygiene, so I understand her point of view</p>
]]></description><link>https://browsedns.net/post/171108</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://browsedns.net/post/171108</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Faust]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2026 13:37:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to dude. i cant even. on Tue, 13 Jan 2026 04:01:38 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">ok so like what the actual fuck even my mom isnt that bad</p>
]]></description><link>https://browsedns.net/post/171058</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://browsedns.net/post/171058</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[saphirecrown1]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2026 04:01:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to dude. i cant even. on Mon, 12 Jan 2026 23:08:50 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<h1><a class="anchor-offset" name="what.."></a>What..</h1>
<p dir="auto">Just cause you forgot to brush your teeth <em>once..?</em> <img src="https://browsedns.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f62d.png?v=62dc75eaab8" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--sob" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😭" alt="😭" /> I'm gonna beat up your parents bro, that's genuinely not normal <img src="https://browsedns.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f494.png?v=62dc75eaab8" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--broken_heart" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="💔" alt="💔" /><img src="https://browsedns.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f494.png?v=62dc75eaab8" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--broken_heart" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="💔" alt="💔" /> holy control freak</p>
]]></description><link>https://browsedns.net/post/171007</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://browsedns.net/post/171007</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sup3rSwaggyy1983]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2026 23:08:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to dude. i cant even. on Mon, 12 Jan 2026 19:44:43 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/faust">@<bdi>Faust</bdi></a> oh no i forgot to do a thing i do everyday, once.</p>
]]></description><link>https://browsedns.net/post/170992</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://browsedns.net/post/170992</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[GooXy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2026 19:44:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to dude. i cant even. on Mon, 12 Jan 2026 17:27:08 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/faust">@<bdi>Faust</bdi></a> Thats the same for me except they make me do chores and ive told them about my ADHD but they just plug up their ears and think im "Lazy" which at this point i kind of take it as a compliment</p>
]]></description><link>https://browsedns.net/post/170951</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://browsedns.net/post/170951</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Yougot1960ed]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2026 17:27:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to dude. i cant even. on Mon, 12 Jan 2026 16:56:34 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">@peskybird And not to mention, I do not even remember when I forgot to brush my teeth. Or refused to.</p>
]]></description><link>https://browsedns.net/post/170948</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://browsedns.net/post/170948</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Faust]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2026 16:56:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to dude. i cant even. on Mon, 12 Jan 2026 16:50:19 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/yougot1960ed">@<bdi>Yougot1960ed</bdi></a> I do not do chores, but they expect a LOT from me, which makes me feel like my future is bleak and I'll die alone when I'm old. I absolutely hate when my parents get mad for simple human errors, knowing I have ADHD.</p>
<p dir="auto">My parents literally told me that I do not care about my hygiene not knowing I learned about crustanon (4chan), and I have seen hair matted badly, crust on skin, more disgusting things than how I am now.</p>
<p dir="auto">Genuinely dying <img src="https://browsedns.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f91e.png?v=62dc75eaab8" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--hand_with_index_and_middle_fingers_crossed" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤞" alt="🤞" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://browsedns.net/post/170943</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://browsedns.net/post/170943</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Faust]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2026 16:50:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to dude. i cant even. on Mon, 12 Jan 2026 15:31:21 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Bro i hate that, Sometimes my parents go crazy because i forget a few chores bro i fuckin hate that</p>
]]></description><link>https://browsedns.net/post/170938</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://browsedns.net/post/170938</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Yougot1960ed]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2026 15:31:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to dude. i cant even. on Mon, 12 Jan 2026 15:25:31 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I feel like it would be ridiculous to ground you just for simple human error</p>
]]></description><link>https://browsedns.net/post/170937</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://browsedns.net/post/170937</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[snailbly]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2026 15:25:31 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>