<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[hey so funny thing last night.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">hi guys so last night there was a guy outside my window.<br />
i went and got my dad and he chased him off with a shotgun (mightve gotten him in the arm or leg, not sure). the guy dropped a camera - i dunno if it works still since it hit straight pavement, but - and we're gonna go to the police and see if we cant get his prints off of it.<br />
funny thing is, i'm pretty sure it's the same walmart guy (not sure if i can say this uncensored so tldr non consent in a bathroom stall). he was an older guy, gray hair and shit.<br />
dunno how he knows where i live but thats a concern for in five minutes.<br />
hopefully the guy wont press charges - i doubt he will, and even so i doubt theyll hold up.<br />
so uh yeah. im fine now. nothing happened. dunno what pictures bro wouldve gotten since i dont change in my room but eh hey man pop off i guess.<br />
in other news i learned telamon is actually a figure from greek mythology.</p>
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