One time when I was in elementary school, I went outside with my friends and played in dirt.

pretty fun, eh? well It got me sent to the hospital
what happened was I uh, got some dirt, and started rubbing my eyes with dirt on my hands, and being a kid, I got some dirt in my eye. and mulch- so I was escorted to the clinic, and I was told to rinse my eye out. But here was the problem, the dirt was gone, but my eye wouldn't stop hurting to the point where if I even moved it it'd start hurting like hell.

Eventually me and my parents went to the hospital and I was told that a rock had scratched open my cornea. Long story short, I had to take some eyedrops that eased the pain for like 12 minutes before crying for an hour, taking it, crying, and the cycle went on until my eye healed

anyway, that's the end of that cornea story

One time when i was like 12 or 13, I went to get a checkup with the doctors, like a normal kid lol- it turned out that they had found early stages of what could possibly be pneumonia inside of me. I'm fine now of course, but the following events weren't too bad, they just pissed me off.

We waited a while before doin anything and after like a week, I started to have breathing issues, I couldn't sleep and I was overall just in a bad condition that time. doctors said I got it from school. ANYWAYS

from there, they sat me in a room and I had to breath in some sort of stuff- or gas or something. It felt like it was clearing stuff up, it was lowk nice. being able to breathe normally again was tuff as hell, until of course, I had to go home.

After I finished breathing in whatever they gave me, they diagnosed me and gave me a cool lookin' inhaler. And let me tell you, that shit felt so good

No, It wasn't like a clogged nose. It was more of like- a shortness of breath whenever I couldn't breathe correctly. Every so often I just- couldn't breathe right and I'd have to wake up at night, go to my moms door, and get a puff of my inhaler and go back to sleep. This wasn't once or twice, IT WAS MULTIPLE TIMES A NIGHT- I COULD BARELY SLEEP. I was lucky that I was also on break too. (spring break)

Anyways, to sum up the end of the story, I got better, and boom. yeah i suffered some side effects from the meds but i was lowkey fine after that

end of that pneumonia stuff

HONORABLE MENTION: my momma went bald one time and i was crying for 2 hours

Close call

One time on a school night, I stayed up all night and binged a whole compilation of old roblox flamingo videos, all the way till it was time to get up for school, you know the rest, blah blah blah i get ready and shit.

Of course, when I go outside, I start walking across the street half-asleep without really looking, and a car literally was speeding at my ass.

Apparently, the car wouldn't've stopped if the bus driver didn't honk her ass off in the bus, so that's nice. The driver of the car cussed me out, and the bus driver too- for some reason. ANYWAYS I almost got hit by a car and my parents watched the end yayy