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<li>steal ramen from a random place, homeless people are good because they know they are better off than you and give it to you out of pitty</li>
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<li>make a fire by taking gasoline from a middle class family's cook out and then go back into the woods, poor gasoline all over a dry area in California and wait for the big, open broiler</li>
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<li>go dig around the trash for a dollar general bag or walmart bag. because you are poor you need the extra nutrition from microplastics</li>
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<li>find a nice still body of water so you don't drown, collect water in the bag with the water. dont worry, even if it's a little yucky all the bad stuff will be boiled away! it just adds flavor.</li>
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<li>put in the ramen brick and broth mix in the bag.</li>
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<li>go back to California, leave the bag close by the all natural stove top for 2-5 minutes</li>
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<li>wait for 5 minutes for it to cool and enjoy</li>
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]]></description><link>https://browsedns.net/post/194288</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://browsedns.net/post/194288</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Yanderemenhera]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2026 18:45:35 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to how to cook maruchan brick ramen because you are very poor on Thu, 19 Mar 2026 21:35:35 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">W poverty</p>
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]]></description><link>https://browsedns.net/post/193925</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://browsedns.net/post/193925</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Yanderemenhera]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2026 02:42:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to how to cook maruchan brick ramen because you are very poor on Wed, 18 Mar 2026 15:51:32 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">this is what we need to teach the overpopulated US about 🥹</p>
]]></description><link>https://browsedns.net/post/193828</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://browsedns.net/post/193828</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[wobbledogs54]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2026 15:51:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to how to cook maruchan brick ramen because you are very poor on Wed, 18 Mar 2026 15:33:55 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">this recipe is smokey bear approved <img src="https://browsedns.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f525.png?v=62dc75eaab8" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--fire" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":fire:" alt="🔥" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://browsedns.net/post/193826</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://browsedns.net/post/193826</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Yanderemenhera]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2026 15:33:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to how to cook maruchan brick ramen because you are very poor on Wed, 18 Mar 2026 15:33:01 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/bloodvinecc">@<bdi>BloodVineCC</bdi></a> California is gonna float away anyway so it doesnt matter as much as Florida, Florida matters bc we oranges from Florida. Californiaserves no purpose</p>
]]></description><link>https://browsedns.net/post/193825</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://browsedns.net/post/193825</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Yanderemenhera]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2026 15:33:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to how to cook maruchan brick ramen because you are very poor on Wed, 18 Mar 2026 14:22:50 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">thanks for the recipe but ik a clean body of water round me so it wont add any extra flavoring but why California???</p>
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]]></description><link>https://browsedns.net/post/193799</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://browsedns.net/post/193799</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Yanderemenhera]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2026 04:52:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to how to cook maruchan brick ramen because you are very poor on Wed, 18 Mar 2026 04:52:01 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">i posted ts instead of bloxed part 15. enjoy</p>
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