<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[my vpn is like my very needy child i keep neglecting.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">it keeps yelling at me to update it and everytime i just click and say "noooo.... papa's busyyyy...."<br />
cause two, three, four, FIVE TIMES IN A ROW it gives me a notif saying "you need to update meeeee."<br />
and i'm like no, you work perfectly fine, shut up.<br />
"i'm tired of this grandpa-"<br />
WELL THATS TOO DAMN BAD, KEEP DIGGING.<br />
protect me from malware and hackerssss,,, put me in switzerlandddddd,,,<br />
it's 7 37 in the morning i need to go to bed bro.</p>
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