so lets start with "kool-aid" so look... koolaid is a drink right? when we think of a standard drink, what is the standard drink? the awnser is "water" who controls the water? a dam. who owns a dam? the state? who own a dam? the government, what does the government do? creates spy drones for birds, what do birds do? fly, what else flies? a plane? what does a plane do? transport people. what else transports people? a bus, who do buses transport? people in school. so we can confirm the school is owned by the government SOOO IN THEORY KOOL-AID CONNECTS TO THE GOVERNMENT IN 2 WAYS so... is the kool-aid man a government agent?? lets find out..