<![CDATA[things to eat while obesity-maxxxing for beginners]]>have you ever looked at someone on show's like my 600lb life or someone like niccacado avacado? this food tutorial will help turn you into a plus-sized baddie in no time!

1. 12 fluid oz of olive oil is 2,900 calories

2. one lb of butter is 3,258 calories

3. one gallon of gas is 31000 calories

4. me (minus things like organs) roughly 25,000 calories

5. one gram of uranium is 20 billion calories

tips to avoid burning calories:

  1. get your set up, make sure you don't need to leave your bed or gaming chair ever.
  2. find someone to take care of you full time, like your mother or your romantic partner.
  3. find a way to make money online, like streeming on twitch
  4. become a discord or reddit moderator.
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have an excellent day, and good luck to the obesty-maxxing people.

@orbital this topic is a present for you. I vaguely remember talking about this on discord vc. Merry Christmas and happy late birthday

]]>https://browsedns.net/topic/18708/things-to-eat-while-obesity-maxxxing-for-beginnersRSS for NodeSat, 20 Jun 2026 18:42:45 GMTSat, 20 Jun 2026 07:02:17 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to things to eat while obesity-maxxxing for beginners on Sat, 20 Jun 2026 17:25:49 GMT]]>A V8 supercharged engine

]]>https://browsedns.net/post/212820https://browsedns.net/post/212820Sat, 20 Jun 2026 17:25:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to things to eat while obesity-maxxxing for beginners on Sat, 20 Jun 2026 17:09:41 GMT]]>i start off my day by eating a gram of antimatter for 43 trillion calories then sit down in my sweaty gamer chair and talk to my kawaii waifu for 7 hours then i use my daily gatorade piss bottle, then spend 1 hour slapping my belly until fat juices erupt from my belly button, that i then drink for extra calories, once thats done my sweaty gamer chair collapses under my immense weight and i fall asleep on the floor.

]]>https://browsedns.net/post/212813https://browsedns.net/post/212813Sat, 20 Jun 2026 17:09:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to things to eat while obesity-maxxxing for beginners on Sat, 20 Jun 2026 16:52:09 GMT]]>@Yanderemenhera curb* not control larper

]]>https://browsedns.net/post/212805https://browsedns.net/post/212805Sat, 20 Jun 2026 16:52:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to things to eat while obesity-maxxxing for beginners on Sat, 20 Jun 2026 16:13:08 GMT]]>@Gamizavier they tell me to control my appetite

]]>https://browsedns.net/post/212783https://browsedns.net/post/212783Sat, 20 Jun 2026 16:13:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to things to eat while obesity-maxxxing for beginners on Sat, 20 Jun 2026 11:15:19 GMT]]>They say my hungers a problem..

]]>https://browsedns.net/post/212753https://browsedns.net/post/212753Sat, 20 Jun 2026 11:15:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to things to eat while obesity-maxxxing for beginners on Sat, 20 Jun 2026 09:41:38 GMT]]>#heartDiseaseSpeedrun
#CloggedArteriesAren'tCute

]]>https://browsedns.net/post/212747https://browsedns.net/post/212747Sat, 20 Jun 2026 09:41:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to things to eat while obesity-maxxxing for beginners on Sat, 20 Jun 2026 09:01:22 GMT]]>@spamburger ರ_ರ

]]>https://browsedns.net/post/212746https://browsedns.net/post/212746Sat, 20 Jun 2026 09:01:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to things to eat while obesity-maxxxing for beginners on Sat, 20 Jun 2026 08:59:55 GMT]]>@Yanderemenhera hey wait no don’t do that

]]>https://browsedns.net/post/212745https://browsedns.net/post/212745Sat, 20 Jun 2026 08:59:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to things to eat while obesity-maxxxing for beginners on Sat, 20 Jun 2026 08:58:09 GMT]]>@spamburger muhahaha (downvotes post)

]]>https://browsedns.net/post/212744https://browsedns.net/post/212744Sat, 20 Jun 2026 08:58:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to things to eat while obesity-maxxxing for beginners on Sat, 20 Jun 2026 08:57:27 GMT]]>@orbital dw, i restored it back to zero and not negative one

]]>https://browsedns.net/post/212743https://browsedns.net/post/212743Sat, 20 Jun 2026 08:57:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to things to eat while obesity-maxxxing for beginners on Sat, 20 Jun 2026 08:49:16 GMT]]>@orbital I’m glad downvotes are back

]]>https://browsedns.net/post/212742https://browsedns.net/post/212742Sat, 20 Jun 2026 08:49:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to things to eat while obesity-maxxxing for beginners on Sat, 20 Jun 2026 08:48:55 GMT]]>@spamburger senior [censored]

]]>https://browsedns.net/post/212741https://browsedns.net/post/212741Sat, 20 Jun 2026 08:48:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to things to eat while obesity-maxxxing for beginners on Sat, 20 Jun 2026 08:48:18 GMT]]>@orbital son I’m crine 😂😂😂😹😹

]]>https://browsedns.net/post/212740https://browsedns.net/post/212740Sat, 20 Jun 2026 08:48:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to things to eat while obesity-maxxxing for beginners on Sat, 20 Jun 2026 08:47:25 GMT]]>ty but im closet to my next birthday than my last one 😭😭😭

]]>https://browsedns.net/post/212739https://browsedns.net/post/212739Sat, 20 Jun 2026 08:47:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to things to eat while obesity-maxxxing for beginners on Sat, 20 Jun 2026 07:17:12 GMT]]>Yes! 😻

]]>https://browsedns.net/post/212720https://browsedns.net/post/212720Sat, 20 Jun 2026 07:17:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to things to eat while obesity-maxxxing for beginners on Sat, 20 Jun 2026 07:04:44 GMT]]>@Everyone should something like this become my bio?

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