<![CDATA[The first Tobey Maguire Spider-Man is absolute dogshit smeared on to a television screen.]]>Yeah, it's true. Peter Parker is a creepyass senior who takes a million photos of MJ, gets bitten by the spider and fights a Lord of the Rings cosplayer to the death. Everyone says Tobey is a good Peter and a bad Spidey, but holy SHIT he's terrible in both roles. The effects are terrible, the dialogue consists of one-liners and awkward Peter pissing his pants at the SIGHT of MJ, and Green Goblin accidentally getting impaled by his own drone. 3/10 movie, just because I like the Ben plot twist

]]>https://browsedns.net/topic/21976/the-first-tobey-maguire-spider-man-is-absolute-dogshit-smeared-on-to-a-television-screen.RSS for NodeThu, 27 Aug 2026 05:43:21 GMTThu, 27 Aug 2026 00:34:14 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to The first Tobey Maguire Spider-Man is absolute dogshit smeared on to a television screen. on Thu, 27 Aug 2026 02:22:20 GMT]]>@King-of-Curses nah hes most probably alone

]]>https://browsedns.net/post/244977https://browsedns.net/post/244977Thu, 27 Aug 2026 02:22:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The first Tobey Maguire Spider-Man is absolute dogshit smeared on to a television screen. on Thu, 27 Aug 2026 02:21:15 GMT]]>@macncheese with the iron spider armor

]]>https://browsedns.net/post/244974https://browsedns.net/post/244974Thu, 27 Aug 2026 02:21:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The first Tobey Maguire Spider-Man is absolute dogshit smeared on to a television screen. on Thu, 27 Aug 2026 02:17:42 GMT]]>i mean...
its an old film , u cant expect it to have good effects...
im still rooting for him against the xmen in doomsday

]]>https://browsedns.net/post/244968https://browsedns.net/post/244968Thu, 27 Aug 2026 02:17:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The first Tobey Maguire Spider-Man is absolute dogshit smeared on to a television screen. on Thu, 27 Aug 2026 01:26:25 GMT]]>number 3s the best in the trilogy

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