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<p dir="auto"><em>She can feel it - the gentle press of lips against her neck. Right over the mark. Right where Ari claimed her.</em></p>
<p dir="auto">"Ari. Ari, my friends are -"</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>She gasps softly.</em></p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Janice screams.</em></p>
<p dir="auto">"OKAY. OKAY, THAT'S IT. WE'RE LEAVING."</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Dana is already grabbing her jacket.</em></p>
<p dir="auto">"I CANNOT WATCH THIS. THIS IS TOO MUCH. MY EYES."</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Marcus bolts from the kitchen.</em></p>
<p dir="auto">"I BROUGHT FOOD FOR THIS? FOR THIS?"</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Becca is already at the door, holding it open.</em></p>
<p dir="auto">"Nice to meet you, Ari. Let's never talk about this again."</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Ari pulls back, completely unperturbed.</em></p>
<p dir="auto">"Stay for dinner."</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>They're smiling. Actually smiling.</em></p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Violet wants to disappear.</em></p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Through the bond, she feels Ari's satisfaction. Their contentment. They've successfully terrorized her friends and they're PROUD of it.</em></p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Janice backs toward the door.</em></p>
<p dir="auto">"We'll... call you tomorrow. Maybe. Possibly. If you apologize."</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>She points at Ari.</em></p>
<p dir="auto">"You're terrifying and I respect you."</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>And then they're gone.</em></p>
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<p dir="auto">Ari is my OC, Violet is their gf, and the rest r Violet's friends. In this world it's an omegaverse, Ari is an enigma and the rest of them r omegas, Ari claimed Violet the night before this as their mate. All they did was kiss Violet's neck teasingly after Violet decided to sit in Ari's lap.</p>
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