I think I enjoy the fact that you'll never know if i'm being serious or not, I won't be using them, not because I am some evil abelist (POV: bro i literally has autism too ) but because I enjoy you never knowing if "I have 11 short twinks in my basement" is /srs or /silly.

you. will. never. know.

I will list a few sentences without a tone tag so you won't be able to tell which ones are serious (aka, true) and what I made up.

I recently ate thumbtacks and those have given me a tummy-ache.
I have 3 children that are mine biologically.
I don't have a phone.
I have so much loose skin now I look as if I were melting.
I am responsible for many deaths in turkey.
I am actually a man larping as a young woman.
I eat uranium.
I like everyone on this platform.
I enjoy the taste of Walmart plastic bags over butterscotch candy/pudding/flavor in general.
I am a lesbian space princess fan.
I am Mexican.
I am also currently in one of the two Korea's.
I am a convicted mass prank-caller.
I used to own a bisexual cat that abandoned me for a neghbour he liked better.
I am so pale I use Halloween clown make up as foundation so I don't look like the current US president as of September second, 2026.
i once had a seizure inside of a dollar general bathroom.
I have pink hair.
I like the taste of cockroach unlike maretu.
I am 6'1.
I regularly get DMs from weirdos on various platforms.