"I'm gonna Jarona your Glue until you Blingo Blizzard." (talking to myself)

"Never eat soggy waffles? Eat my soggy waffle." (talking to my classmate)

"Are you gonna start calling Stomach Book 'Organ Speech' or something?" (talking to my dad)

"That flower is evil." (talking to my grandma on my dad's side)

"Eheheh.. so..yaoi is a kind of media that people consume.. heh.. and uhh.. people can consider it embarassing, so.. heh.. it became a meme." (talking to my grandma on my dad's side)

"IS THAT A HOMESTUCK REFERENCE?!" (talking to my ex-friend in a dream i had)

"I named the spider 'AK-47'." (talking to another classmate)

"How much booty would a woodchuck lick if a woodchuck could lick booty?" (talking to my classmate)