At one point, someone said something out of pocket and I quoted Tr*mp with his viral "Quiet, Piggy" phrase or wtv.

I then go onto to get A BRIGHT IDEA TO PRACTICALLY SHOUT "Oink for your Papa." Which, I'm not usually embarrassed to be loud and say shit like this because i'm a naturally loud person.

I kid you not, A [censored] COACH/AP WAS RIGHT BEHIND ME LOOKING DEAD AT ME. I COULD FEEL HIS FUCKASS PRESENCE BREATHING DOWN MY NECK I clasp my hands together, praying, and do not DARE to look at him.

Thankfully, he left the situation alone. BUT DO NOT BE LIKE ME AND SHOUT SHIT LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF HIGH AUTHORITY.