StarryPeach: "What’s the oddest smell you enjoy, like gasoline, burnt toast, etc..."

Shockrat : "old man cologne"

StarryPeach: "What’s your go-to embarrassing but true story that always gets a laugh?"

• Shockrat: "when i was younger, I set milk on fire. No one ever believes me. I put Oil in milk to make pretty colors, then remembered seeing something on tv about how oil spills can light water on fire and went, that sounds fun, so i did it with milk. it was not a fun day."

StarryPeach: "Which one would you prefer: have no nose but have really good-smelling fingers or be blind but have a really nice smile?"

ShockRat: "no nose. I can almost never smell things anyway"

StarryPeach: "Have you ever attempted to swallow toothpaste?"

Shockrat: "every night"

StarryPeach: "What music would you choose to play every time you walk into a room?"

Shockrat: "Barbie girl by aqua"

StarryPeach: "Would you like to say something to the readers before we go?"
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Shochrat: "Pwease go watch sword art online. Bye Bye!!!"

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