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Hey, That Bump Is Shaped Like A Deer</p>
<p dir="auto">Dui?</p>
<p dir="auto">How About You Die<br />
I’ll Go A Hundred Miles An Hour!</p>
<p dir="auto">Little Do You Know, I Filled Up On Gas<br />
Imma Get Your Fountain Making As*<br />
Pulverize This [censored] With My Bergentrück?<br />
It Seems You’re Out Of Luck!</p>
<p dir="auto">Truck!</p>
<p dir="auto">Beer Is On The Seat<br />
Blood Is On The Grass<br />
Won’t Admit Defeat<br />
With Cops Right Up My [censored]</p>
<p dir="auto">You May Have A Fleet<br />
But Still I’m Driving Fast<br />
I’ll Never Be Passed</p>
<p dir="auto">I Just Saved The World<br />
From The Darkest Founts<br />
Killed A Little Girl<br />
Better For The Town</p>
<p dir="auto">Gave This Truck A Whirl<br />
Heavy Is My Crown But I Won’t Go Down!</p>
<p dir="auto">Drive, Drive, Drive, But I Am Speed!<br />
7 Bears Are All I Need<br />
Try, Just Try, But I Will Lead!<br />
I Bet That You’re Peeing Your Pants</p>
<p dir="auto">Drive, Drive, Drive, But I’ll Still Speed!<br />
7 Beers, A Pinch Of Weed<br />
Have Fried, Fried, Fried My Brain I Need<br />
Some More To Proceed!</p>
<p dir="auto">Drive, Drive, Drive, But I Am Speed!<br />
7 Bears Are All I Need<br />
Try, Just Try, But I Will Lead!<br />
I Bet That You’re Peeing Your Pants</p>
<p dir="auto">Drive, Drive, Drive, But I’ll Still Speed!<br />
7 Beers, A Pinch Of Weed<br />
Have Fried, Fried, Fried My Brain I Need<br />
Some More To Proceed</p>
<p dir="auto">Sh**T</p>
<p dir="auto">Did My Dumbass Just Really Hit A Tree?<br />
Now I Get Up On My Feet, And Try To Flee<br />
But I Can’t Run Was It Maybe All That Weed?<br />
If I Speak To Them, Maybe I’ll Be Free?</p>
<p dir="auto">But They’ve Got Guns<br />
What Happens When They See My Weed?<br />
Did I Really Just Rhyme Weed With Weed?</p>
<p dir="auto">Alright, Listen, I Can’t Be Arrested.<br />
I’m Like The Mountain Or Some Shit.<br />
In Another Universe.</p>
<p dir="auto">And That Deer Had Some Powers!<br />
I’m Doing This World A Favor.<br />
Please Don’t Lock Me Up.</p>
<p dir="auto">I Just Saved The World<br />
My Thanks Is Thirty Years To Life<br />
For That Girl To Be Alive And Me To Miss My Wife</p>
<p dir="auto">Can’t Be In A Cage<br />
All My Flowers Gonna Die<br />
I’ve Got A Growing Boy To Raise<br />
I Need Her Butterscotch Pie</p>
<p dir="auto">Imma Start Hiding, See?<br />
I Can Only Cry And Mope<br />
There’ll Be A Friend Inside Of Me<br />
If I Drop The [censored] Soap</p>
<p dir="auto">I Just Wanna Go Home<br />
Wish I Hadn’t Gotten Stoned<br />
Now I’m Stuck Behind Bars<br />
While My Wife Is Getting Boned!</p>
<p dir="auto">K Dot.. I’ll Miss You<br />
Go Seal That Dark Fountain<br />
Also, F**Ck Sans And His Convenience Store</p>
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