* Somehow, there wasn't a stick of dynamite conveniently left on the floor outside the hospital

* You say: "animaling is a new word.."
* The nurse looks up what animaling means
* They are disgusted

* You were dishonorably discharged from the hospital

* Apparently, Karen, your neighbor, was knocking on the door.
* She found you passed out and called an ambulance

* The ambulance bills are insane
* Screw you Karen

Spoiler

* Somehow, there was a stick of dynamite conveniently left on the floor
* You eat it????
* You explode in a comic style boom?????

* You begin to see a evil man, coming through the window.
* You pass out.

* You wake up in the hospital
* You should probably say something

* The animals are still animaling

* You should probably do something

* You thought the FBI was behind the door, since you have recently committed tax fraud.

* You ran in the exact opposite direction of the door, for good reason, and nearly straight into a wall at full speed.

* You thought you saw the cat from cat and the hat, so you turned around and stopped before you hit the wall.

* You suddenly stop moving for some reason while screaming "NO NO NO NO NO"

* You concentrate as possible, and, for a split second, you see thomas the tank engine approaching your with the cat in the hat staring at you, evilly, but they both disappear from your vision.

* It's becoming very loud outside, you hear barks, meows, growlses, zzeseszz, bawks, and a parrot saying "haha nobell sucks." You feel great pain hearing your deadname, as you have changed your name to xenth since then.

* You hear your doorbell go off, and very loud knocking.

* After the horde of animals showed up outside the kitchen window, you took the time to imagine thomas the tank engine running over your house.

* Ten minutes later, the animals are now staring at you through the window.

* You throw the egg out of the kitchen window, it splatters onto the grass in the most absolutely disgusting way possible. All of the animals love the eggs though.

* You feel disappointed in yourself, you have also changed your own name to xenth and now think in the third-person.

* The book was about thomas the train engine, you wonder why you stopped to read it

* There are now many animals outside.
* This is concerning.