<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Why Flowey is a kid still despite being around for a long time]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I'm mostly making this post because of this guy I saw on Youtube that yumeshipped with him and it pissed me off <img src="https://browsedns.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f494.png?v=5a71e9c423d" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--broken_heart" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":broken_heart:" alt="💔" /> Like idc if youre a yumeshipper or whatever but oh my god WHY FLOWEY. PLEASE. STOP. They were really weird about it as well. I'll give the channel if prompted.</p>
<p dir="auto">They were also a fan of the fuckass freak circus game so I'm not surprised. (that's the reason my blocked list on Pinterest is over 300 ngl. I block all the fans)</p>
<p dir="auto">Anyways! Flowey is Asriel. Asriel died and his conciousness was transferred into a flower due to Alphys injecting it with determination. Asriel died as a child, a young child at that.</p>
<p dir="auto">When someone dies, their age stays still. No matter how many years pass, they'll always be the age they were when they died. If Asriel was around the same age as Frisk (which is heavily implied), then he'd be around 5-9 years old. (Frisk canonically cannot count past 10, so I'd aim for the younger portion of that age range.)</p>
<p dir="auto">This is not only obvious because of his age when he died, but also because of his constant immaturity, almost similar to that of A CHILD</p>
<p dir="auto">Am I right or am I right lads? <img src="https://browsedns.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f923.png?v=5a71e9c423d" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:" alt="🤣" /><img src="https://browsedns.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f38a.png?v=5a71e9c423d" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--confetti_ball" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":confetti_ball:" alt="🎊" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://browsedns.net/topic/25104/why-flowey-is-a-kid-still-despite-being-around-for-a-long-time</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2026 19:37:30 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://browsedns.net/topic/25104.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2026 03:00:13 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Why Flowey is a kid still despite being around for a long time on Sun, 08 Nov 2026 03:17:55 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">yo i called them a larper i uh. dont think they appreciate that</p>
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