SO, last night we had a cooking club meeting. theres 3 guys my age there who are weird as hell. we'll call them fatso, stretch, and stinkle (please get the reference) stinkle was sitting on a table in the kitchen as the others were making apple dumplings (disgusting ngl) stretch came and sat on him and stinkle well

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when i side-eyed him, he said "sorry, it just slipped out......I kinda liked it ngl" and continued mumbling as I stood there disgusted.

later on he was still acting gay with stretch and fatso. when we both were in the kitchen again, i said "you concern me"
guess what he did

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I did it right back

about fatso, stretch, and stinkle though- several times we would say the same things at the same time. when my best friend was explaining "cover up the apple completely, leaving no peekaboos" me and those gay chuds said "peekaboo!!" at the same time i'm dont even like these dudes, I was not too happy about it-

there was several other times something like that happened. at one point the leader of the group ran across the room to get an apron. stinkle and I both yelled "RUN FOREST RUN" and i covered my mouth halfway through.

Once more, our grown asses decided to play simon says when someone got out, me and stretch both said "YOU NEED TO LEAVE."

everytime that would happen, my best friend would side eye me. like, tf? you think I wanted ts?

the story in 1 sentence: @thatguy is famous and I have the same mind as 3 gay chuds, unfortunately.

ig i'm just brainrotted or someting. HOLY RANT