September 13, 2026 newsletter
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@DailyNews I'm mamas little star, she said id be the next Adam Sandler, isn't that right @Lil_sillyz #getaloadofthisguy
@TheBananaMan bro your literally getting your own tier your so cool
This is your DailyNews reporter Sage, signing off.
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@TheBananaMan bro your literally getting your own tier your so cool
@DailyNews dramatic gasp yeah laughs nonchalantly i know (stop that was cringe)
Welcome to Marvins Marvellous Mechanical Museum!😼
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@DailyNews dramatic gasp yeah laughs nonchalantly i know (stop that was cringe)
@TheBananaMan haha yes... IM FOLLOWING BOTH OF YOU
This is your DailyNews reporter Sage, signing off.
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@TheBananaMan haha yes... IM FOLLOWING BOTH OF YOU
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@DailyNews oh goodie goodie gosh, more followers
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@TheBananaMan well no wonder your funny
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I have cramps.
I just shat out my large intestine
You're not reading this instead of my post, right?
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'Even if a movie has a terrible ending that you dislike, you should never cut it off in the middle' - Wolfie -
I just shat out my large intestine
@Aries I just gushed out a waterfall of cherry slushy, but it didnt taste like slushie
(ABSOLUTEY SATIRE)Welcome to Marvins Marvellous Mechanical Museum!😼
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@Aries I just gushed out a waterfall of cherry slushy, but it didnt taste like slushie
(ABSOLUTEY SATIRE)HELP?!?!? ITS GIVING SALTBURN VAMPIRE SCENE
You're not reading this instead of my post, right?
BestieChat
'Even if a movie has a terrible ending that you dislike, you should never cut it off in the middle' - Wolfie -
HELP?!?!? ITS GIVING SALTBURN VAMPIRE SCENE
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@Aries IDK WHAT UR TALKING ABT BUT HELP
You're one of the lucky ones
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BestieChat
'Even if a movie has a terrible ending that you dislike, you should never cut it off in the middle' - Wolfie -
You're one of the lucky ones
@Aries ik ik i love my bf thats what makes me lucky not whatever tf that movie scene is, infact ima search it up
Welcome to Marvins Marvellous Mechanical Museum!😼
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@Aries ik ik i love my bf thats what makes me lucky not whatever tf that movie scene is, infact ima search it up
Don't, please. I'M BEGGING
You're not reading this instead of my post, right?
BestieChat
'Even if a movie has a terrible ending that you dislike, you should never cut it off in the middle' - Wolfie -
Don't, please. I'M BEGGING
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@Aries bad idea.
Oh my tickle wickle sickle flower power.
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@DailyNews no im emo. It's not a phase
@TheBananaMan ahh
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Oh yeah I got a Shoutout Thank you Daily News
