@Noctis my gosh- lol

@dizzy-the-loser I’m srry ur going thru that twin…

wowie

Wowie

I fEeL weirrrrrdddd

Driving In My Truck Right After A Beer
Hey, That Bump Is Shaped Like A Deer

Dui?

How About You Die
I’ll Go A Hundred Miles An Hour!

Little Do You Know, I Filled Up On Gas
Imma Get Your Fountain Making As*
Pulverize This [censored] With My Bergentrück?
It Seems You’re Out Of Luck!

Truck!

Beer Is On The Seat
Blood Is On The Grass
Won’t Admit Defeat
With Cops Right Up My [censored]

You May Have A Fleet
But Still I’m Driving Fast
I’ll Never Be Passed

I Just Saved The World
From The Darkest Founts
Killed A Little Girl
Better For The Town

Gave This Truck A Whirl
Heavy Is My Crown But I Won’t Go Down!

Drive, Drive, Drive, But I Am Speed!
7 Bears Are All I Need
Try, Just Try, But I Will Lead!
I Bet That You’re Peeing Your Pants

Drive, Drive, Drive, But I’ll Still Speed!
7 Beers, A Pinch Of Weed
Have Fried, Fried, Fried My Brain I Need
Some More To Proceed!

Drive, Drive, Drive, But I Am Speed!
7 Bears Are All I Need
Try, Just Try, But I Will Lead!
I Bet That You’re Peeing Your Pants

Drive, Drive, Drive, But I’ll Still Speed!
7 Beers, A Pinch Of Weed
Have Fried, Fried, Fried My Brain I Need
Some More To Proceed

Sh**T

Did My Dumbass Just Really Hit A Tree?
Now I Get Up On My Feet, And Try To Flee
But I Can’t Run Was It Maybe All That Weed?
If I Speak To Them, Maybe I’ll Be Free?

But They’ve Got Guns
What Happens When They See My Weed?
Did I Really Just Rhyme Weed With Weed?

Alright, Listen, I Can’t Be Arrested.
I’m Like The Mountain Or Some Shit.
In Another Universe.

And That Deer Had Some Powers!
I’m Doing This World A Favor.
Please Don’t Lock Me Up.

I Just Saved The World
My Thanks Is Thirty Years To Life
For That Girl To Be Alive And Me To Miss My Wife

Can’t Be In A Cage
All My Flowers Gonna Die
I’ve Got A Growing Boy To Raise
I Need Her Butterscotch Pie

Imma Start Hiding, See?
I Can Only Cry And Mope
There’ll Be A Friend Inside Of Me
If I Drop The [censored] Soap

I Just Wanna Go Home
Wish I Hadn’t Gotten Stoned
Now I’m Stuck Behind Bars
While My Wife Is Getting Boned!

K Dot.. I’ll Miss You
Go Seal That Dark Fountain
Also, F**Ck Sans And His Convenience Store