joke time

Young mutt

microfoam

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Aardvark

Why cant dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they are dead.

lollapalooza

here noble traveller.youve earned an upvote

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Waiter, will my pizza be long?
No sir, it will be round.

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And what is this fly doing in my soup?
Looks like the backstroke, sir.

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A dog and a chicken crossed the road.

The chicken crossed the road to get to the other side...

But why did the dog cross the road?
To get the chicken.

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Why did the sheep cross the road?
I don't know, but it was a baa-d idea.

XD XD

microfoam

._. no offence but these are some of the worst jokes i've ever heard

microfoam

heres a good joke (if you get offended easily idc lol)

What does your dad and Nemo have in common?

They cant be found

microfoam

what do depressed children and lightbulbs hve in common?

they both hang

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@Akaza STOPP LMAO

Firepup650

I'mma roll my two part joke:
1.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other guy's house.
2.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The chicken who crossed the road to get to your house.

microfoam

@oklol123 LMFAO- BUT EVERYONES HUMOUR IS BAD SO IM DOING DARK JOKES

microfoam

heres another:

I was digging in the back garden and the I found a treasure chest full of gold so I rushed inside to show my husband. I remembered why I was digging the hole in the first place

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i honestly have no humor anymore, it just faded away lol

microfoam

lol same but i find dark humour funny

lollapalooza

i get most jokes if i get the ref (if there is one)

Firepup650

what do you call someone who knows 3 languages?
trilingual
what do you call someone who knows 2 languages?
bilingual
what do you call someone who knows 1 language?
american