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  • Firepup650
    Firepup650
    Firepup650
    Ukraine supporter Repliter Coders 🔥 Firepup's ex group
    wrote on last edited by
    #15

    I'mma roll my two part joke:
    1.
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get to the other guy's house.
    2.
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    The chicken.
    The chicken who?
    The chicken who crossed the road to get to your house.

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    • A Former User? A Former User

      @Akaza STOPP LMAO

      microfoam
      microfoam
      microfoam
      Faust Eeveelution Fan!
      wrote on last edited by
      #16

      @oklol123 LMFAO- BUT EVERYONES HUMOUR IS BAD SO IM DOING DARK JOKES 😭

      Probably one of the oldest active people

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      • microfoam
        microfoam
        microfoam
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        wrote on last edited by microfoam
        #17

        heres another:

        I was digging in the back garden and the I found a treasure chest full of gold so I rushed inside to show my husband. I remembered why I was digging the hole in the first place

        Probably one of the oldest active people

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        • A Former User?
          A Former User?
          A Former User
          wrote on last edited by [[global:former-user]]
          #18

          i honestly have no humor anymore, it just faded away lol

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          • microfoam
            microfoam
            microfoam
            Faust Eeveelution Fan!
            wrote on last edited by
            #19

            lol same but i find dark humour funny

            Probably one of the oldest active people

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            • lollapalooza
              lollapalooza
              lollapalooza
              wrote on last edited by
              #20

              i get most jokes if i get the ref (if there is one)

              '-'/
              free-palestine.carrd.co
              veteran member and moderator
              Ash Ketchum・1997-2023

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              • Firepup650
                Firepup650
                Firepup650
                Ukraine supporter Repliter Coders 🔥 Firepup's ex group
                wrote on last edited by
                #21

                what do you call someone who knows 3 languages?
                trilingual
                what do you call someone who knows 2 languages?
                bilingual
                what do you call someone who knows 1 language?
                american

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                • Firepup650 Firepup650

                  what do you call someone who knows 3 languages?
                  trilingual
                  what do you call someone who knows 2 languages?
                  bilingual
                  what do you call someone who knows 1 language?
                  american

                  lollapalooza
                  lollapalooza
                  lollapalooza
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #22

                  @Firepup650 legendary

                  '-'/
                  free-palestine.carrd.co
                  veteran member and moderator
                  Ash Ketchum・1997-2023

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                  • lollapalooza lollapalooza

                    @Firepup650 legendary

                    Firepup650
                    Firepup650
                    Firepup650
                    Ukraine supporter Repliter Coders 🔥 Firepup's ex group
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #23

                    @lollapalooza :D

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                    Website: https://firepup650web.ml
                    Emails: firepup650@gmail.com, fire@firepup650web.ml
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                    Replit: https://repl.it/@Firepup650
                    Game I'm working on: https://repl.it/@Firepup650/Yeehaw2
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                    • Firepup650 Firepup650

                      what do you call someone who knows 3 languages?
                      trilingual
                      what do you call someone who knows 2 languages?
                      bilingual
                      what do you call someone who knows 1 language?
                      american

                      lollapalooza
                      lollapalooza
                      lollapalooza
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #24

                      @Firepup650 and then (noone get offended pls)
                      What do you call someone who knows no languages?
                      stupid American

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                      free-palestine.carrd.co
                      veteran member and moderator
                      Ash Ketchum・1997-2023

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                      • microfoam
                        microfoam
                        microfoam
                        Faust Eeveelution Fan!
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #25

                        WAHHAHAAHHAHA- sorry oklol 💀

                        Probably one of the oldest active people

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                        • lollapalooza
                          lollapalooza
                          lollapalooza
                          wrote on last edited by lollapalooza
                          #26

                          oop yeaaa sorry @oklol123 i meant COUGHstupidfuckingrepublicansCOUGH

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                          • A Former User?
                            A Former User?
                            A Former User
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #27

                            it's ok, as an american, we are pretty stupid ngl

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                            • microfoam
                              microfoam
                              microfoam
                              Faust Eeveelution Fan!
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #28

                              💀

                              Probably one of the oldest active people

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                              • A Former User?
                                A Former User?
                                A Former User
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #29

                                Here's some dark humor (dont get offended):

                                Where did David go after he entered the mines?

                                Everywhere.

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                                • A Former User? A Former User

                                  Here's some dark humor (dont get offended):

                                  Where did David go after he entered the mines?

                                  Everywhere.

                                  lollapalooza
                                  lollapalooza
                                  lollapalooza
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #30

                                  @AwesomeKoala89 when ur a genius n dark humour just clicks:yes.
                                  begins to overthink

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                                  free-palestine.carrd.co
                                  veteran member and moderator
                                  Ash Ketchum・1997-2023

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                                  • A Former User?
                                    A Former User?
                                    A Former User
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #31

                                    whaddya call a group of kids in a road roadkill

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                                      • Felixa Lee
                                        Felixa Lee
                                        Felixa Lee
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #33

                                        why cant orphans play baseball? because they don't know where home is.

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                                          A Former User?
                                          A Former User?
                                          A Former User
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                                          #34

                                          @chiruby where did david go when he went into the mine?

                                          everywhere

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