joke time
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Fatherrrr?
Yes,son?
Why isnt my nose 12 inches?
Because then itd be a foot.badum-tish
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Why cant dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they are dead.
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here noble traveller.youve earned an upvote
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Waiter, will my pizza be long?
No sir, it will be round. -
And what is this fly doing in my soup?
Looks like the backstroke, sir. -
A dog and a chicken crossed the road.
The chicken crossed the road to get to the other side...
But why did the dog cross the road?
To get the chicken. -
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Why did the sheep cross the road?
I don't know, but it was a baa-d idea.XD XD
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._. no offence but these are some of the worst jokes i've ever heard
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heres a good joke (if you get offended easily idc lol)
What does your dad and Nemo have in common?
They cant be found
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what do depressed children and lightbulbs hve in common?
they both hang
Probably one of the oldest active people
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I'mma roll my two part joke:
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other guy's house.
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The chicken who crossed the road to get to your house. -
@Akaza STOPP LMAO
@oklol123 LMFAO- BUT EVERYONES HUMOUR IS BAD SO IM DOING DARK JOKES
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heres another:
I was digging in the back garden and the I found a treasure chest full of gold so I rushed inside to show my husband. I remembered why I was digging the hole in the first place
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i honestly have no humor anymore, it just faded away lol
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lol same but i find dark humour funny
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i get most jokes if i get the ref (if there is one)
