This is a very professional announcement.
Raven
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I have a dream...@Shrub Apparently the other disrespectful messages you've posted in the past didn't qualify for you to say sorry, which is why I highly doubt you are sorry.
@Im_alive go chase your dreams ad ignore what these people have to say, it will be hard to come out your comfort zone. Just be you and put your mind to it!
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How do i get Reputation?Question: Hi! How do I get Reputation?
Answer: You earn reputation by creating topics, replying to topics, and upvotes. You may also lose reputation by downvotes.
Reputation is used to show how much you are involved in the community and can also be used to show what people think of you. If you have any questions please ask one of the @Global-Moderators .
Have fun getting reputation!
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can yall pls put me registration to 0So let me get this straight, you guys are downvoting a new users posts because you feel like it will make them stop posting things you don't like. Leave people the f*ck alone and learn to ignore. Regardless of how much you think they're shitposting, there is no reason to downvote someones post when they're simply asking questions.
Then you come and say life does not work that way. Maybe think about how doing this in the real world would work? Imagine how someone who is new to a neighborhood for example would feel if they get the same treatment you are giving them. I think they would feel pretty unwelcomed.
Every single person who downvoted that post, that is bad looks on yourself, and for the record, don't say dumb shit in a thread where support is needed. If you are not going to assist in an appropriate manner, go find something else to do.
Shit like this is foolish and I assure you it won't be tolerated.
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Emoji RequestI responded and hour after you made this thread. It is time for your wakeup call:
All I asked is for you not to make anymore unconstructive topics. Is "Yes" a good title for a Emoji Request thread? I am honestly fed up with your foolishness. You are being disrespectful for no reason, you have already got 4 bans and you feel like we have to keep you here (You are not on Switch) and I am not the one to be here and allow you to be rude to me or anyone else.
You don't have a choice here, you will do what I am telling you not to do or you can go ahead and pack your bags. You don't have to be here nor do we have to keep such a troll in our community. You are new and have already been suggested for a permanent ban... i'm the one who denied the ban request and that is the reason you are still here.
Anymore disrespectful comments sent to our staff, I will add you to the BOS list.

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Ridiculous Plans To Overthrow AdministrationHowdy, BrowseDNS!
We have had an incident where a group of individuals have decided to attempt to gather gather false evidence against me in hopes to have me banned. Let me make this clear, making up bullshit accusations that are untrue will not be tolerated and myself and @Almond will personally ban you per discussed. We will not tolerate lies or the act of spreading misinformation such as calling me a pedophile when there is no direct evidence of such, and there will never be because it is simply a lie. I do not appreciate such accusations at all, this is your only opportunity to stop and cease discussions regarding this matter.
If you recieve evidence of someone claiming I said a slur, it is again misinformation. That screenshot was edited by a permanently banned user when users were abusing the Inspect Element to change the text on our website. Furthermore, before you accuse an individual of such actions, try to make it make sense in general.
Do not waste your time trying to make up lies to remove me from my position. For the users that participated in these acts but are not banned; I suggest that you take this opportunity to stop spreading lies. We have a collection of over 20 Screenshots containing information from multiple users around our platform. If we hear anything more about this, you WILL be IP Blacklisted and permanently banned immediately.
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Typing Quirks@007n7 said in Typing Quirks:
@Aries f0r me, it is eazy to typ3 in that way.
but im only 0ne guy l0l.1 use it to difference mys3lf from FL1PS1D3
(who WAS explain3d 1n our profil3, but 1t DIDNT sav3 (turn3d off sw1tch))
curr3ntly r3make1ng it l0l.Yeah I read the first part and just gave up
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Staff Promotion!@Public-Relations @Global-Moderators
Please welcome @Evil-Overlord to the Global Moderator Team; This is a testimony to their hard work as a trialist and activity within the forum.
I hereby declare them a Global Moderator of BrowseDNS.

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Ravens Resignation (Not apart of April fools)Raven, signing off! ❤️✨️
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Looking back at our old BrowseDNS.https://browsedns.net/post/24149
https://browsedns.net/post/114737
https://browsedns.net/post/148847
https://browsedns.net/post/146748
https://browsedns.net/post/157473
https://browsedns.net/post/161642
https://browsedns.net/post/165955
https://browsedns.net/post/166185
https://browsedns.net/post/169591
https://browsedns.net/post/25093
https://browsedns.net/post/118693
https://browsedns.net/post/169591
https://browsedns.net/post/25093
https://browsedns.net/post/118693
https://browsedns.net/post/162069
https://browsedns.net/post/23814
https://browsedns.net/post/95801
https://browsedns.net/post/96386
https://browsedns.net/post/22187
https://browsedns.net/post/22754
https://browsedns.net/post/167383
https://browsedns.net/post/158402
https://browsedns.net/topic/5472/what-are-some-things-you-wish-browsedns-had-and-some-things-you-wish-it-didn-t-have/40
https://browsedns.net/topic/5705/what-are-some-sites-do-you-switch-users-mostly-use/45
https://browsedns.net/topic/5081/would-you-rather-fall-in-a-pit-of-lava-or-fall-from-a-plane/16
https://browsedns.net/topic/5009/if-you-were-a-greek-god-which-one-would-you-be/39
https://browsedns.net/topic/4993/what-games-does-everyone-play/41
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Milestones & Goals For MarchLet me remind you of the goals we set at the end of last month for March. I believe we could improve and continue to grow.
This takes a lot of posting, creating conversation, etc. The March Madness Event rewards the top poster this month, how about you get a head start?
Just send me a DM with the amount of posts and topics that you currently have and we will do the math to see how much you contributed at the end!
Keep Pushing, Keep Thriving — Continue to grow THE BrowseDNS! ✨️
Stats From Last Month:

Our Goals:
- Gain 400 New Users! - Gain at least 1,500 new topics! - 15k Posts??? - 1 Million Unique VisitorsThank you for your continued support.
Regards,
Raven
Forum Administration@Global-Moderators
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Congratulations to @BritishUnity !Wtf are you on? This isn't ChatGPT

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A polite noticeEvery time we post some unnecessary shit, I will just turn the post queue on.
https://browsedns.net/topic/16076/chicken-eating-chicken.
Like bro. I might even consider just having your posting perms taken away permanently.
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Recruitment & Training Department Global Moderator Exam V1 — Official Results📢 GLOBAL ANNOUNCEMENT
Pings: @Trialists-Phase-2, @Global-Moderators, @switchbru
The Recruitment & Training Department, in coordination with Administration, has completed the final review of Global Moderator Exam V1.
This examination is designed to be deliberately demanding. It evaluates not only policy knowledge, but judgment, professionalism, SPaG proficiency, and the ability to operate within the Chain of Command under real enforcement conditions. A passing score of 112/140 (80%) reflects a clear and measurable standard.
The candidates listed below have met or exceeded that standard.
✅ EXAM PASSERS
- @Faust - @I_eat_sharpie - @Aries - @bunnykek - OrbitalPassing this exam confirms that you have demonstrated the discipline, improvement, and operational understanding expected of individuals trusted with Global Moderation authority. The Administration acknowledges the effort required to reach this point and recognizes the progress made throughout your development.
This announcement serves as official confirmation of exam success.
📌 Directives
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Exam results are confidential and are not to be shared.
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Discussion of exam content is strictly prohibited.
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Any breach of exam integrity or staff conduct expectations will be handled accordingly.
Further instructions regarding onboarding, permissions, and role progression will be issued privately by Recruitment & Training.
Candidates who did not pass are expected to review the handbook thoroughly and address deficiencies before reapplying when eligible.On behalf of Administration, congratulations to those who passed. This is not an endpoint — it is a responsibility.
In addition to this, we have a few late exam takers. With that being said, their usernames will be added if they pass when they finish their exams.
— Raven
Senior Recruitment & Training Administrator
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[Applications Open] Global Moderator Recruitment**📑 [Staff Recruitment Log]**
This log tracks the status of all Phase 1 applications. If your name is under "Under Review," please remain patient.
🟢 Moving to 4-Day Trial:
[@Aries] - Started: [1/25/2026]
[@I_eat_sharpie] - Started: [1/25/3026]
[@st4tic] - Started: [1/25/2026]
[@bunnykek] Started: [1/25/2026]
[@voidosvoid] Started: 1/25/2026
[@Faust] Started: [+1/26/26]
[@ThatisRico] Started: [1/27/2026]
[@Sup3rSwaggyy1983 Started [1/27/2026]
@voidosvoid's Notes: Work on your grammar or I will fail you during the exam.
🟡 Under Review:
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🔴 Processed/Closed:
[@Jujub_811] - [Lacked grammar and did not meet sentence requirements]
[@BIBLECAMPVICTIM] - [Reason: Failed to answer questions correctly.]
[@Shrub] - [Reason: No effort and lacks grammar]
[@mills] - [Reason: all their hypotheticals were not right]Note: If your application is processed and you do not see your name in the "Trial" list, please check your Private Messages for a status update.
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Staff Shortage!You need a permanent ban eventually.