@Poorthing2012 it means "i swear to froggy chair" you uncultured swine

@SumRandomLoser oui

@Yanderemenhera 3 hard lemonades... I hate this

@w1ckedsticky1983 because its not fun to get 18 billion notifications

@w1ckedsticky1983 WILL YOU SHUT UP

@UnpaidIntern i wish i could downvote twice

@w1ckedsticky1983 [censored] you

@UnpaidIntern STOP EDITING YOUR POSTS! I HATE THE NOTIFICATIONS

Is my lg smart tv spying on me?

@ext.savy you have to try real hard for that

@UnpaidIntern https://browsedns.net/user/chats/2117

@ext.savy why? I have em

@ext.savy contact LENSES

@ext.savy I AM A WOMAN

@UnpaidIntern i do not accept your agreement

i uhh... cough stereotypical lesbian cough

???

[insert Schitpost here]

What?