im lerning hew tu spel!!! (Satire)

[Yuni]

i is 15 5 end i em lerneng hew tu spel!!! wesh me luk!!!
@apowlow.ees.seely (@apollo.is.silly) es mi ferst ded, end @beengus.peepeepoopoo.4 ees mi secund
Iy howp i spel de best!!!
iy am googil
And then i proceed to put category to news /j
(THIS POST IS SATIRE GANG, I KNOW ENGLISH VERY WELL- )

[Yuni]

enywun els lerneng hew tu spel???

[luuvxx_]

I aem lunrning houw tob sbell

(SATIRE AS WELL)

[Apollo.Is.Silly]

aem lerniang hwow 2 speall 2
pleazse healp

satire

[Yuni]

@Apollo.Is.Silly wof. ()

[Apollo.Is.Silly]

@Yuni-Just-weird shuat up yuo no ddogie am riyal dogy

(satire )

[Yuni]

@Apollo.Is.Silly I HAYT YUO SOW SOW MUSH!!! IY HOWP YUO STAWP BING A FERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(even if u were a "ferry" I wouldnt care pookie ;-;)

[Apollo.Is.Silly]

@Yuni-Just-weird WEL WUT IF AM A FERRY? >:C

[Yuni]

@Apollo.Is.Silly DEN UR A ZUWFIYL!!! (zoophile, bcz i was a furry once and a 5yr old thought i like cats a bit too.. Sexually, I hate it, so now i give u same scenario MUHAHAHAHAHHAAJAAHHAHAHHA)

[Apollo.Is.Silly]

@Yuni-Just-weird HEL NAH..

thats actually disgusting- dont mention it

[Yuni]

@Apollo.Is.Silly gugu gaga, menshin wat?

[YourAriesBestie]

dis es no sitarie, clearbly tru!

[A Former User]

@Yuni-Just-weird not sure about that...