short people problems (and benefits)

[les]

i cannot reach the cupboard without a chair/stool. every person i talk to i have to literally LOOK UP!!!!! People look down when talking to me. people make lots of nicknames regarding my height. when i ask for something people like to tease me and raise thekr hand in the air with the object so i cant reach it. i have to shop i the petite section so i can have pants that dont trip me. Benefits: i could probably win limbo if i tried. guys like short girls. despite me being short im still tall enough to go on almost any ride in any amusement park. my head doesnt hit the wall when i go through a door. my head dlesnt hit the ceiling. i can fit in a small bed!

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when santa collects ur short friend every christmas so he can help making the toys...

[les]

@Dan STOPP THIS REMKNDS ME ON THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL BEFORE WINTER BREAK.. i dressed up as an elf. andeveryone said it was nice to seeme in my regular clothes

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u got roasted so hard id consider u burned

[les]

@Dan LMFAOOO

[lollapalooza]

short ppl ftw

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