share yalls embarrassing stories.

[les]

@sam-the-man im just a germaphobe and i hate HATE getting blood on my hand

[A Former User]

@nelly fair enough! i completely understand that

[les]

@sam-the-man yeah when im older im thinking abt having one or two kids either naturally or by surrogate, then get a complete hysterectomy

[A Former User]

@nelly i refuse to have children. i kinda just wanna get a hysterectomy without having kids

[les]

@sam-the-man i love children. people say theyre annoying but thats thir parents fault for raising them that way imo, some are just pure devils tho. i babysit a lot and my baby cousins are such angels <3 ik id be a great parent :P

[A Former User]

@nelly good for you! personally i just dont wanna suffer for like 9 months and be in agonizing pain for multiple hours. if i want a kid ill prob just adopt :3

[fatui]

@sam-the-man i remember when i got my first one i thought i shit my pants in my sleep and hid my clothes in my laundry and didn't tell my mom

[jąy]

one time i ws playin basketball outside w my homies and thenn this cute girl walked then i was like dayum
i was so busy lookin at her and i didnt realize my homie passed the ball and i got hit in the face.. ofc they laghed the worst shi ws the girl saw ittt she giggled but STILL thats embarrassing asf.

[les]

@Jæy dude i went through smth like that before theres this cute guy in my choir and i told my choir friends and they were LETS GO TELL HIM!!!!!!! youre sooo pretty he probably likes u back! and they ACTUALLY told him and so i had to lie and say i have a bf and one of his friends said W rizz. hes in some of my classes too so it was rlly awkward

[kayyy]

@Jæy this but there ws another thing but it seemed like it ws u typing