random quotes thread

[A Former User]

yo doc can i get some ice cream?

only a spoonful

pulls out comically large spoon with a smug look on my face

[__]

hey guys!
for a prank...

[vespasian]

"i want revenge" -ice cube from bfdi

[ㅤㅤㅤ]

poyo!
-kirbo

[Husker]

Oh, Charlie, you look an absolute mess. - Alastor, Hazbin Hotel.

[melomelo06]

Member when marriage was just between a man and a woman? Yeah I member! - South Park

[Arab]

woah, woah, WOAh. thats way too big to fit :)

[ㅤㅤㅤ]

@Arab bros on suspicious sites...

[Arab]

@eepy-kirbo you mean yt kids?

[ㅤㅤㅤ]

@Arab since when is yt kids suspicious?

[Arab]

@eepy-kirbo my boy, where have you been.........

[piercetheviolet]

HE KISSED A GUY ! :3
NO I DIDNT .
DIIDDD
DID . NOT !!
DID DID DID DID DID DID DID !!!
Uhm , i can break this tie , he totally did .

[A Former User]

Thats not a dildo, its a cactus!!!

[ㅤㅤㅤ]

"here kitty u can haz cheezburgur"

[A Former User]

a tax is a mandatory charge,funded under a governmental organisation

[A Former User]

you really think you can beat me wretched fool!?!??!?!??!?!??!

[A Former User]

@global-moderators lock this thread please

[pwsincd]

the whole title of thread did ask for the naff content it received.. locked keep this kinda thing to the shoutbox / chat.

[Raven]

I'm also giving a few warnings for the censors. @global-moderators