so something happened at school today...
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WARNING: The following content is all one big paragraph and could be considered a rant.
||so i decided to sit at a different table at lunch today, and for some reason, around halfway through lunch one of the people started passing around chips for some reason. so everybody else was getting them, but when i asked to have one they said i couldn't because i dont "have a membership". so i said "yes i do" and they said "show me your membership id" so i gave them one of my gloves. they said "sorry this isnt a membership id" and i said "well then how come [name of somebody who hasn't sat at this table before] gets to have one?" and they said "he has a membership" and i said "whats his membership id?" and they said it was his pusheen plushy and that he had cleared it with them even though he had never sat there before. so i said "well if that can be a membership id then how come my glove cant?" and they kept saying stuff like that and eventually I had been fed up and told the lunch monitor. so when she came over, the person who was telling me that said "i don't remember saying that" and never got in trouble.|| -
what grade are you in
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Oh God, I remember being in school. Here's how to get them back:
- Buy a unique flavor of chips they have never heard of (try Dragon Sweet Chili Takis) in bulk.
- In plain sight of those who excluded you, pass out your new chips to everybody except for them (covertly so as to not draw attention from the lunch monitor). Say nothing.
- If and/or when asked by the lunch monitor, say that the chips were probably brought in by someone else and you have nothing to do with them.
