Honestly- Uhm-

[Yuni]

Honestly, Whenever I see ppl tht appearred once to say a crazy story tht happened 2 days ago, it makes me giggle EVERYTIME
srsly tho
"My girlfriend got me pregnant!1!!!1!1!" (Sorry if thats actually true somehow)
"Have you trie-"
Maybe even..
"I just got a girlfriend named Melo-"

[pawthetic]

the "my gf got me possible" thing IS possible to be fair, assuming the user is afab they would just have to have a trans girlfriend sooo yes it is possible

[pawthetic]

but it probably is just some dudes fantasy lets be real

[pawthetic]

but just saying, it IS possible

[Yuni]

@pawthetic could be, hmm

[pawthetic]

@Uni-Just-Weird but it is unlikely, but its a very real chance