for all u roleplayers out there this for u

[trashghoul]

@toetickler WDYM YOUR PEAR?!?! too bad. i ate it now pulls out comically large spoon i will defend my pear with my life. that is in my stomac now.

[ladiesman217]

@trashghoul
I MEANT MY PEARTO!! pearto noises come from your stomach as my peartos awaken and begin to sing what is this teto pear doing on the calculator

[trashghoul]

@toetickler WHAT. HOW DO I GET IT OUT. WHAT ABUT THE STOMACH ACID fear emoji

[ladiesman217]

@trashghoul FEAR NOT!! peartos can be drawn out via thier least favourite thing which they will do anything to avoid, and that thing is yuri opens a bag which contains a safe, then spends 10 minutes opening it and hands you my yuri here , eat this !!

(its in the safe to protect my beloved peartos)

[A Former User]

Omfg istg ii'll punch someone in the nuts

[Pancakex]

oh boy I sure hope nothing happens like Goku instant transmissioning here turning ssj and beats the hell out of me while I eat this sandwich

[A Former User]

Hey guys calm down.... CUZ THAT'S MY PEAR Pulls out a AR

[Yougot1960ed]

@Larryfire85 REDACTED

[ladiesman217]

@Jujub_811 noooo pearto loves meee breaks down and starts crying so hard i throw up

[A Former User]

@toetickler haha

[Pancakex]

@Jujub_811 GUYS GUYS ITS JUST A PEAR

[ladiesman217]

NOO PEARTO IS SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT...

[ladiesman217]

think about what tasateko would say.... how she would cry......

[Pancakex]

@toetickler this pear?

[ladiesman217]

PEARTTOOOOOOOOOO

[Pancakex]

eats it yummy

[Pancakex]

so that's what a pearto tastes like

[A Former User]

eats it

[ladiesman217]

you all explode from pearto poisoning AHHHHHHHHHH i scream as i am now covered in... pear??
it appears pearto consumption turned you into pears then caused you to explode

[Pancakex]

@toetickler wait what- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA explodes