terrible pick up and rejection lines
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i'll start, are you a tidepod? cuz you look like a snack

are the number of EX's you got as manny as the XLs in your clothes?
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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cuz i can see why you fell out with that big back of yours
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I got one:
Are you from Disney? Cuz you look like a princess
It works every time -
I got one:
Are you from Disney? Cuz you look like a princess
It works every time@ilovecats2018 how much babes have you realisticly gotten?
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@ilovecats2018 how much babes have you realisticly gotten?
@Yanderemenhera Iโve gotten like 3 or 4 in total with that line
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jezz, i only have had one partner, the only thing i get are boys whom are much younger than me tryna ''rizz'' me up
i look so bad when that happens -
jezz, i only have had one partner, the only thing i get are boys whom are much younger than me tryna ''rizz'' me up
i look so bad when that happens@Yanderemenhera haha yeah the whole scene has been kinda weird since covid I think. The brainrot slang doesnโt help lol. Iโm still a single Pringle because they donโt like commitment or something idk. Thatโs fine by me tho, Iโm holding out for a real one. Theyโll come eventually.
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i obviously have no intreast in them, they are usually 5 or more years younger than me so uhm not really in my age range

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i obviously have no intreast in them, they are usually 5 or more years younger than me so uhm not really in my age range

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i obviously have no intreast in them, they are usually 5 or more years younger than me so uhm not really in my age range

@Yanderemenhera They must be desperate af
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@Yanderemenhera They must be desperate af
@ilovecats2018 a twelve year old girl was hitting on my bf (this, mind you was b4 we had started dating) he was 16 at the time bro, he did not have any intrest in her
idk why this is so common tbh -
@ilovecats2018 a twelve year old girl was hitting on my bf (this, mind you was b4 we had started dating) he was 16 at the time bro, he did not have any intrest in her
idk why this is so common tbh@Yanderemenhera after like a 3 year age gap itโs just freaky ngl
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i think next time this happens imma try to use a rejection line? what do you recommend bns?
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@ilovecats2018 these are amazing, i do feel bad for the kids that go after older kids tho bc they might have bad intentions for them. i think these are probably better than me telling them to drink there milk and come back when they arent 4'10 or something like that

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@ilovecats2018 these are amazing, i do feel bad for the kids that go after older kids tho bc they might have bad intentions for them. i think these are probably better than me telling them to drink there milk and come back when they arent 4'10 or something like that

@Yanderemenhera haha that one is good too
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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cuz i can see why you fell out with that big back of yours
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Can you touch me so I can tell my friends and family I was touched by an angel?
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I got this too watch this watch this...I was going to read Proverbs 31, but I realized I could just study you instead!
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I would give you the one I made up but I don't want no one stealing cuz I'm tryna be the one who publishes it
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NGL my eyes are hurting with this rizz so I'ma just say it. Are you a calendar.... Cuz I wanna pin you to the wall
