This is why I said don't f#ck with me

w1ckedsticky1983

I'm dead (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found the comment just made, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that joke was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)

Snail Mail

Oh I did have a good chuckle!

TwoTimee

i saw this and giggled lol. </3 so sorry

Yanderemenhera

this reminds me of the time I got intoxicated and decided to play rec room last year, I started arguing with some kids over the definition of the word "minor", their argument was anyone 13 and over isn't a minor and my arument was anyone under 18 was a minor. I got pissed and left the game, it was that bar simulator one. idk, I get more assurtive while wasted

ShuriKitty

@Yanderemenhera "What?" -Joe Biden

WeedAreTheWorld

Is this tuff on bdns

Yanderemenhera

@freedom-fries auto correct turned argument into student

ShuriKitty

@xXIdc_go_awayXx This is why burning deaths doubled after the internet was made. they couldn't handle your glory.

ShuriKitty

@Rordawg775 im bouta bdns!!!

WeedAreTheWorld

@freedom-fries

He made a statement so bdns that even bdns was nintendoing on they switch

ShuriKitty

@Rordawg775 when she browse on yo dnsaling

ShuriKitty

@Yanderemenhera how ts remind you of rec room drunk

Yanderemenhera

@freedom-fries I thought I was badass at the time bc I wasn't sober looking back on it I find it very stupid

ShuriKitty

@Yanderemenhera i understand. di molto comparison

GOOBERTALY

this has to be satire...right?

SweetLikeTarmac

@freedom-fries huzz sent this to me once :coolkitty:

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@littlebean_877 Don't care

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@freedom-fries

Yanderemenhera

this is so sigma

BoredRat

this ACTUALLY happened i was literally there, i couldn't tell you what happened afterwards because i had a seizure from the aura overload that was frying my brain