funny school stories

[quinnitoes]

alright, so school (for some of us) is coming up in the fall, and to make me less anxious about the school year, please share some funny/embarassing school stories. Ill go first: so there was this GUY that I saw in the hallways while going 'hot gay man hunting' with my friend (don't question it) AND OH MY GOD, he was perfect. He had black hair covering his eyes, a black mask, and a black hoodie and pants. Yes. He was emo (dont question my taste in men). Anyways, so over the next week, we stalked him! And I'm not joking, we literally would follow him around until we had to go to class. Well, one day, I decided/was forced to make my move. My friend and I followed him and his friends around for 8 minutes straight, before my friend started to tell me I should do something before it was too late. So, my homosexual ass ran up to him, yelled, "I FIND YOU VERY ATTRACTIVE OK BYE" and sprinted the hell away. My friend, of couse, later told me they thought I said "ARE YOU A TRACTOR WHO LIKES PIE?" because I was yelling- so who knows whether he knew what I said or not. All I know is the next day I stumbled across him making out with a girl-

[Painty]

Alright. So me and my friend wanted to report to these 2 people who hate me and starts making comments about me. Then we went into the counseling office and my friend went there and reported 1st the counselor told my friend to go back to class and told me to come with her. Then she took me to the assistant principal office and they change the subject by talking on how im using the chromebook wrong. BITCH I AM GETTING DEATH THREATS AND YOUR CHANGING THE SUBJECT TO THIS?!?!?!?!?. I later got p!ssed and went on with my day right before i had 2 go home

[quinnitoes]

LMAOO- Seriously some teachers/principals will literally see someone bring their phone out to show them a potential bomb/gun threat and then yell at them for using their phone at school-

[tofu]

Once I slammed sum guy bc he said smth abt my gf and he tried kissing me to stop me. I was confused asl.

[lovejoy]

lmaoo ill post mine later when i have more time