how to catch and properly use a pikachu (*a step by step tutorial*)

Yanderemenhera

hello, I see you have decided to pick up and read our leaflet, may good fortune be bestone upon you, and the vesla company hopes you choose us for your next electronic vehicle!

research what type of things the variety of pikachu enjoys, this animal isn't very intelligent and falls easily for traps, (not that kind chronically online chud) a simple cage with the desired item will work, things that most pikachu's like include:
electric yellow crayola products

monster energy full sugar for max energy

any form of plant as our data centers removed uneccery vegetation from this earth and those naive rats miss it

jelly donoughts

once you have the vermin, put on rubber gloves provided in our renuable energy car package and firmly grasp the thing by the tail, you'll notice it has no stripe, but that's alright since they stopped developing them once the aforementioned data centers removed their habitats and they now are unable to develop the stripe due to malnutrition in adolecents from their main food source being depleated of, so do not fear, it's still a Pikachu.

now, open the hood of your vesla renuable energy car package, you will see a an injectable settative, inject the vermin to subdue it while you hook it up with the labeled tubes, each tube has a purpose and the settative will only last for an hour at most. make sure to place each monitor carefully onto the Pikachu as well.

close the hood, the car is soundproof so you won't hear any unpleasant noises from it.

where you'd normally put gas in a normal car is on our model, we provide a first dose of medicated feeding paste, the mobile app will tell you about the health of the car's power source, make sure to ONLY go to our mobile stations for refills as gasoline will kill the car's power source.

I do hope you enjoy our product line of vehicals, I as the owner of the company, [zelon tusk] promises upmost quality to our customers, and remember, to get ad free, premium teir it only costs

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Yanderemenhera

@TH4TTR4N5F3M_VA yes, I was gonna ping you but my internet stopped working.
i've been thinking about writing this shitpost for a bit now and thought it might be fun to VA for