September 13, 2026 newsletter
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I have cramps.
I just shat out my large intestine
You're not reading this instead of my post, right?
BestieChat
'Even if a movie has a terrible ending that you dislike, you should never cut it off in the middle' - Wolfie -
I just shat out my large intestine
@Aries I just gushed out a waterfall of cherry slushy, but it didnt taste like slushie
(ABSOLUTEY SATIRE)𝔚𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔦𝔣 𝔦 𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔱 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲? ℑ𝔩𝔩 𝔟𝔲𝔯𝔫 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔫𝔞𝔪𝔢 𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔬 𝔪𝔶 𝔱𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔞𝔱 𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔟𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔣𝔦𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱'𝔩𝔩 𝔠𝔞𝔱𝔠𝔥 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱𝔰 𝔰𝔬 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔡 𝔞𝔟𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔲𝔭 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢𝔰? 𝔚𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔦𝔣 𝔦 𝔡𝔬𝔫𝔱 𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔫 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔱 𝔱𝔬..
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@Aries I just gushed out a waterfall of cherry slushy, but it didnt taste like slushie
(ABSOLUTEY SATIRE)HELP?!?!? ITS GIVING SALTBURN VAMPIRE SCENE
You're not reading this instead of my post, right?
BestieChat
'Even if a movie has a terrible ending that you dislike, you should never cut it off in the middle' - Wolfie -
HELP?!?!? ITS GIVING SALTBURN VAMPIRE SCENE
@Aries IDK WHAT UR TALKING ABT BUT HELP
𝔚𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔦𝔣 𝔦 𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔱 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲? ℑ𝔩𝔩 𝔟𝔲𝔯𝔫 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔫𝔞𝔪𝔢 𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔬 𝔪𝔶 𝔱𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔞𝔱 𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔟𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔣𝔦𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱'𝔩𝔩 𝔠𝔞𝔱𝔠𝔥 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱𝔰 𝔰𝔬 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔡 𝔞𝔟𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔲𝔭 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢𝔰? 𝔚𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔦𝔣 𝔦 𝔡𝔬𝔫𝔱 𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔫 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔱 𝔱𝔬..
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@Aries IDK WHAT UR TALKING ABT BUT HELP
You're one of the lucky ones
You're not reading this instead of my post, right?
BestieChat
'Even if a movie has a terrible ending that you dislike, you should never cut it off in the middle' - Wolfie -
You're one of the lucky ones
@Aries ik ik i love my bf thats what makes me lucky not whatever tf that movie scene is, infact ima search it up
𝔚𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔦𝔣 𝔦 𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔱 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲? ℑ𝔩𝔩 𝔟𝔲𝔯𝔫 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔫𝔞𝔪𝔢 𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔬 𝔪𝔶 𝔱𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔞𝔱 𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔟𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔣𝔦𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱'𝔩𝔩 𝔠𝔞𝔱𝔠𝔥 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱𝔰 𝔰𝔬 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔡 𝔞𝔟𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔲𝔭 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢𝔰? 𝔚𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔦𝔣 𝔦 𝔡𝔬𝔫𝔱 𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔫 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔱 𝔱𝔬..
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@Aries ik ik i love my bf thats what makes me lucky not whatever tf that movie scene is, infact ima search it up
Don't, please. I'M BEGGING
You're not reading this instead of my post, right?
BestieChat
'Even if a movie has a terrible ending that you dislike, you should never cut it off in the middle' - Wolfie -
Don't, please. I'M BEGGING
@Aries bad idea.
𝔚𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔦𝔣 𝔦 𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔱 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲? ℑ𝔩𝔩 𝔟𝔲𝔯𝔫 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔫𝔞𝔪𝔢 𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔬 𝔪𝔶 𝔱𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔞𝔱 𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔟𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔣𝔦𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱'𝔩𝔩 𝔠𝔞𝔱𝔠𝔥 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱𝔰 𝔰𝔬 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔡 𝔞𝔟𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔲𝔭 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢𝔰? 𝔚𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔦𝔣 𝔦 𝔡𝔬𝔫𝔱 𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔫 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔱 𝔱𝔬..
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@Aries bad idea.
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@DailyNews no im emo. It's not a phase
@TheBananaMan ahh
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Oh yeah I got a Shoutout Thank you Daily News
Why is everyone on BDNS so cringe(Except for me and the people I like)
-Yougot1960ed, 2026 -
Oh yeah I got a Shoutout Thank you Daily News
@Yougot1960ed of course yougot1960ed
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Ts made me shed a tear of knowledge
𝔚𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔦𝔣 𝔦 𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔱 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲? ℑ𝔩𝔩 𝔟𝔲𝔯𝔫 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔫𝔞𝔪𝔢 𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔬 𝔪𝔶 𝔱𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔞𝔱 𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔟𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔣𝔦𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱'𝔩𝔩 𝔠𝔞𝔱𝔠𝔥 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱𝔰 𝔰𝔬 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔡 𝔞𝔟𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔲𝔭 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢𝔰? 𝔚𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔦𝔣 𝔦 𝔡𝔬𝔫𝔱 𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔫 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔱 𝔱𝔬..
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Ts made me shed a tear of knowledge
@TheBananaMan yes bro, thanks
