I'm the oldest person on BrowseDNS

[UnpaidIntern]

@SweetLikeTarmac I'm just a tad bit older than you

[SweetLikeTarmac]

@UnpaidIntern how have you accomplished this

[UnpaidIntern]

@SweetLikeTarmac time travel

[UnpaidIntern]

fr

[Someone...]

bro saw adam and eve get banned from the garden

[UnpaidIntern]

@SweetLikeTarmac i actually just put in '0000' and it added two years for a unknown reason

[SweetLikeTarmac]

@UnpaidIntern that's more years than counted 🥺

[UnpaidIntern]

@SweetLikeTarmac idk how it did that but it's funny

[Nared]

Wow. You are ancient eh. How was the creation of earth

[Someone...]

BRO IS TEXTING FROM THE WOMB WHY DOES IT SAY 2028

[SweetLikeTarmac]

@Someone... this made me laugh

[Someone...]

@SweetLikeTarmac thx

[UnpaidIntern]

@Nared it was peak earthmaxxing god truly rizzed up mother nature

[SweetLikeTarmac]

@UnpaidIntern did you get to try the forbidden fruit?

[UnpaidIntern]

@SweetLikeTarmac god fanum taxxed it before I could eatmaxx it gng