How I make my eggs
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Step 1. get pan and eggs
Step 2. put pan on stove and turn on medium high because im impatient
Step 3. get slightly more butter than usual
step 4. put the butter in the pan
Step 5. quickly mix eggs and put garlic salt, normal salt, and pepper because im a saltaholic
Step 6. pour egg mixture in hot pan
Step 7. (if you already havent) grab spatula
Step 8. let egg turn white on the edges before gently folding repeatedly because i dont like scrambling my eggs into shreds
Step 9. take pan off of heat and put eggs on a plate
Step 10. put pan in the sink and run water into it to make it do that cool thing where the water hits it and evaporates immidiately and starts sizzling i dont know
Step 11. get fork
Step 12. There is not enough room for the two of us.
Step 12. turn off the stove if you havent already and put the kettle on the hot eye
Step 13. use fork to eat egg
Step 14. after you eat egg, rinse off plate
Step 15. wash dish
Step 16. Dispose of excess organs/remains. -
New niche recipe
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my recipe:
get pan, but like 1/4.5 stick butter in pan and turn to 3
while butter is melting, u get a bowl and crack eggs in (i do 3) and then pour heavy whipping cream until it coverd the top . add salt ane pepper. mix that shit up good
after butter is melted, the rest is pretty self explanatory. pour the mix on the pan and cook Both Sides until its no longer runny; makw sure 2 add salt/pepper as u go
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