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  • Gl1tch
    Gl1tch
    Gl1tch
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    #1

    1: I’m not funny or cool
    2: no one likes me, of course
    3: I can’t have a serious conversation with people, and I barely socialize in IRL
    4: girls don’t talk to me at my school 😔😔😔😔

    HAIII IM GL1TCH! My pronouns are he/him ☆
    green: talk to me
    yellow: I’ll be back in a little bit
    red: fucķ off I’m having a bad day or I wanna be left alone but snail mail and lil_sillyz can message me also my DM’s are gonna be off
    gray: offline

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    • Rusty
      Rusty
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      The Rust Bucket EVIL EMPIRE rusty hater Overlord Hater .Rip mazer.
      wrote last edited by
      #2

      You seem pretty cool. Elaborate on the serious conversation part

      "I fell for the sky too, Pluto."

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      • Gl1tch
        Gl1tch
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        wrote last edited by Gl1tch
        #3

        I can’t talk without fuçking up my sentences or stuttering and when I talk, I look like I’m about to laugh edit: i’m saying this because I’ll probably never get a girlfriend and I’ll die alone

        HAIII IM GL1TCH! My pronouns are he/him ☆
        green: talk to me
        yellow: I’ll be back in a little bit
        red: fucķ off I’m having a bad day or I wanna be left alone but snail mail and lil_sillyz can message me also my DM’s are gonna be off
        gray: offline

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        • ThinkGood
          ThinkGood
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          Westhelm chronically online
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          #4

          listen fo you love gril why you take her to Special Date !

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          • Snail Mail
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            #5

            Pause, this made me laugh. Literally came back today and the second post I read as "why can't I get a girlfriend"

            It hurts to be something.. It's worse to be nothing.. With, You.
            I've done the math.., there's no solution... We'll never last......
            Why-can't-I-let-go-of..-this...? I... Miss Him So Much. My First

            ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴏɴ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀꜱᴛᴀɴᴅꜱ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴꜱ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ, ᴜɴᴄᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴ, ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ, ᴄʀᴀᴛᴇʀᴇᴅ.

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            • ThinkGood
              ThinkGood
              ThinkGood
              Westhelm chronically online
              wrote last edited by
              #6

              And Also Conversation? Why you talk About Conversation anyway?

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              • Gl1tch Gl1tch

                1: I’m not funny or cool
                2: no one likes me, of course
                3: I can’t have a serious conversation with people, and I barely socialize in IRL
                4: girls don’t talk to me at my school 😔😔😔😔

                brirightback
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                #7

                @Gl1tch i agree

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                • Gl1tch
                  Gl1tch
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                  wrote last edited by
                  #8

                  lol

                  HAIII IM GL1TCH! My pronouns are he/him ☆
                  green: talk to me
                  yellow: I’ll be back in a little bit
                  red: fucķ off I’m having a bad day or I wanna be left alone but snail mail and lil_sillyz can message me also my DM’s are gonna be off
                  gray: offline

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                  • SumRandomLoser
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                    #9

                    same reasons oml😭😭 i don't even have friends

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                    • SumRandomLoser SumRandomLoser

                      same reasons oml😭😭 i don't even have friends

                      Gl1tch
                      Gl1tch
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                      wrote last edited by
                      #10

                      @SumRandomLoser LOL

                      HAIII IM GL1TCH! My pronouns are he/him ☆
                      green: talk to me
                      yellow: I’ll be back in a little bit
                      red: fucķ off I’m having a bad day or I wanna be left alone but snail mail and lil_sillyz can message me also my DM’s are gonna be off
                      gray: offline

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                      • Gl1tch Gl1tch

                        1: I’m not funny or cool
                        2: no one likes me, of course
                        3: I can’t have a serious conversation with people, and I barely socialize in IRL
                        4: girls don’t talk to me at my school 😔😔😔😔

                        Dizzy-the-loser
                        Dizzy-the-loser
                        Dizzy-the-loser
                        CASEOH FAN!! Volleyball ##adhd womp womp Spotify ig D e p r e s s i o n . . . neurodivergent 。・゚゚・Vent-Friend 2.0 bookworms tadc fan #1 kinger fan i love cats KITTYYYYYUHHH!! Hide BDNS Ads ANTI FURRY HATTERS i ♥ weezer 420
                        wrote last edited by
                        #11

                        @Gl1tch awhh!

                        Constable Black "Hey dispatch can we get more units?" Dispatch: 10-4 Constable Wood "Dispatch can we start a 52 on the way." Dispatch:10-4 Constable Boris "Can we get a unit to HSC, to relive us for a mental health forum 3?" Radio static... 2 hours later.... Dispatch:10-4

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                        • King of Curses
                          King of Curses
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                          wrote last edited by
                          #12

                          you gotta be like me gng

                          You matter never forget that.

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                          • King of Curses King of Curses

                            you gotta be like me gng

                            Gl1tch
                            Gl1tch
                            Gl1tch
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                            wrote last edited by
                            #13

                            @King-of-Curses HOWWW

                            HAIII IM GL1TCH! My pronouns are he/him ☆
                            green: talk to me
                            yellow: I’ll be back in a little bit
                            red: fucķ off I’m having a bad day or I wanna be left alone but snail mail and lil_sillyz can message me also my DM’s are gonna be off
                            gray: offline

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                            • Gl1tch Gl1tch

                              @King-of-Curses HOWWW

                              King of Curses
                              King of Curses
                              King of Curses
                              Special Grade Curse Speedster Council Member Him The Living Tombstoner Iphone 15 pro max user Nintendo Switch Users i never sleep at night
                              wrote last edited by
                              #14

                              @Gl1tch idk just do it

                              You matter never forget that.

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                              • Gl1tch
                                Gl1tch
                                Gl1tch
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                                wrote last edited by
                                #15

                                TELL MEEE HOWWW I’M GOING TO DAMN HIGH SCHOOL NEXT YEAR

                                HAIII IM GL1TCH! My pronouns are he/him ☆
                                green: talk to me
                                yellow: I’ll be back in a little bit
                                red: fucķ off I’m having a bad day or I wanna be left alone but snail mail and lil_sillyz can message me also my DM’s are gonna be off
                                gray: offline

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                                • King of Curses
                                  King of Curses
                                  King of Curses
                                  Special Grade Curse Speedster Council Member Him The Living Tombstoner Iphone 15 pro max user Nintendo Switch Users i never sleep at night
                                  wrote last edited by King of Curses
                                  #16

                                  Im fresh man

                                  You matter never forget that.

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                                  • Dizzy-the-loser
                                    Dizzy-the-loser
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                                    CASEOH FAN!! Volleyball ##adhd womp womp Spotify ig D e p r e s s i o n . . . neurodivergent 。・゚゚・Vent-Friend 2.0 bookworms tadc fan #1 kinger fan i love cats KITTYYYYYUHHH!! Hide BDNS Ads ANTI FURRY HATTERS i ♥ weezer 420
                                    wrote last edited by Dizzy-the-loser
                                    #17

                                    i just found out my great grandma died, and my bf cheated on the same day.... 😭 i hate my life. i lost my huzz. The wps will just flirt with me and quite a few constables do alr 😭 💀

                                    Constable Black "Hey dispatch can we get more units?" Dispatch: 10-4 Constable Wood "Dispatch can we start a 52 on the way." Dispatch:10-4 Constable Boris "Can we get a unit to HSC, to relive us for a mental health forum 3?" Radio static... 2 hours later.... Dispatch:10-4

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                                    • Dizzy-the-loser Dizzy-the-loser

                                      i just found out my great grandma died, and my bf cheated on the same day.... 😭 i hate my life. i lost my huzz. The wps will just flirt with me and quite a few constables do alr 😭 💀

                                      King of Curses
                                      King of Curses
                                      King of Curses
                                      Special Grade Curse Speedster Council Member Him The Living Tombstoner Iphone 15 pro max user Nintendo Switch Users i never sleep at night
                                      wrote last edited by King of Curses
                                      #18

                                      @Dizzy-the-loser rip

                                      You matter never forget that.

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                                      • Dizzy-the-loser Dizzy-the-loser

                                        i just found out my great grandma died, and my bf cheated on the same day.... 😭 i hate my life. i lost my huzz. The wps will just flirt with me and quite a few constables do alr 😭 💀

                                        Gl1tch
                                        Gl1tch
                                        Gl1tch
                                        Perseverance Kindness integrity Patience Gl1tch fan club Kind people ₊˚⊹౨ৎ ₊˚⊹ Snail News Staff! Snail Mail fan-club Gl1tch staff | Spawnist Bravery Justice Determination i never sleep at night chronically online | Good boy loser Nintendo Switch Users Might Your All With Yourself Be Everyone Edits "Screw you guys, I'm going home Bring BDNS back! | Heel gifi </3 sweetpuddin The Living Tombstoner Wants to be a pet ☆ pale as F∪CK Undertale Fans! ♥♡♥♡♥ Hide BDNS Ads
                                        wrote last edited by
                                        #19

                                        @Dizzy-the-loser damn I don’t give a shit!

                                        HAIII IM GL1TCH! My pronouns are he/him ☆
                                        green: talk to me
                                        yellow: I’ll be back in a little bit
                                        red: fucķ off I’m having a bad day or I wanna be left alone but snail mail and lil_sillyz can message me also my DM’s are gonna be off
                                        gray: offline

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                                        • King of Curses King of Curses

                                          @Dizzy-the-loser rip

                                          Dizzy-the-loser
                                          Dizzy-the-loser
                                          Dizzy-the-loser
                                          CASEOH FAN!! Volleyball ##adhd womp womp Spotify ig D e p r e s s i o n . . . neurodivergent 。・゚゚・Vent-Friend 2.0 bookworms tadc fan #1 kinger fan i love cats KITTYYYYYUHHH!! Hide BDNS Ads ANTI FURRY HATTERS i ♥ weezer 420
                                          wrote last edited by
                                          #20

                                          @King-of-Curses haha it didnt load 🙏

                                          Constable Black "Hey dispatch can we get more units?" Dispatch: 10-4 Constable Wood "Dispatch can we start a 52 on the way." Dispatch:10-4 Constable Boris "Can we get a unit to HSC, to relive us for a mental health forum 3?" Radio static... 2 hours later.... Dispatch:10-4

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