[spicy] | By Anonymous

[Genesect]

Today, I did an actual double take when my son complained about having to block the phone number of his most recent one-night stand when she got pregnant, but luckily he gave her a fake name, so he doesn’t have to delete his Facebook. How many grandkids do I have out there you little prick? FML

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https://www.fmylife.com/article/he-gets-around_372288.html