random quotes thread

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"MAYONAISE ON AN ESCALATOR ITS GOING UPSTAIRS SO SEE U LATER, BYE BYE"

[A Former User]

@logen-churchel NO JOKER ITS AN ANIMAL JOKER!!

[A Former User]

good beans

[A Former User]

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wat wronq why u burning
roof burning wat da fuq

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"the one thing i truly love is a woman that is thick"

"Isaac we cant put this in your manifesto"

Isaac Newton: "The greater the Mass. The greater the force of attraction"

[A Former User]

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[A Former User]

yo doc can i get some ice cream?

only a spoonful

pulls out comically large spoon with a smug look on my face

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hey guys!
for a prank...

[vespasian]

"i want revenge" -ice cube from bfdi

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poyo!
-kirbo

[Husker]

Oh, Charlie, you look an absolute mess. - Alastor, Hazbin Hotel.

[melomelo06]

Member when marriage was just between a man and a woman? Yeah I member! - South Park

[Arab]

woah, woah, WOAh. thats way too big to fit :)

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@Arab bros on suspicious sites...

[Arab]

@eepy-kirbo you mean yt kids?

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@Arab since when is yt kids suspicious?

[Arab]

@eepy-kirbo my boy, where have you been.........

[piercetheviolet]

HE KISSED A GUY ! :3
NO I DIDNT .
DIIDDD
DID . NOT !!
DID DID DID DID DID DID DID !!!
Uhm , i can break this tie , he totally did .

[A Former User]

Thats not a dildo, its a cactus!!!