joke time

[lollapalooza]

i get most jokes if i get the ref (if there is one)

[Firepup650]

what do you call someone who knows 3 languages?
trilingual
what do you call someone who knows 2 languages?
bilingual
what do you call someone who knows 1 language?
american

[lollapalooza]

@Firepup650 legendary

[Firepup650]

@lollapalooza :D

[lollapalooza]

@Firepup650 and then (noone get offended pls)
What do you call someone who knows no languages?
stupid American

[Koo_Hyunho]

WAHHAHAAHHAHA- sorry oklol

[lollapalooza]

oop yeaaa sorry @oklol123 i meant COUGHstupidfuckingrepublicansCOUGH

[A Former User]

it's ok, as an american, we are pretty stupid ngl

[Koo_Hyunho]

[A Former User]

Here's some dark humor (dont get offended):

Where did David go after he entered the mines?

Everywhere.

[lollapalooza]

@AwesomeKoala89 when ur a genius n dark humour just clicks:yes.
begins to overthink

[A Former User]

whaddya call a group of kids in a road roadkill

[chiruby]

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[Felixa Lee]

why cant orphans play baseball? because they don't know where home is.

[A Former User]

@chiruby where did david go when he went into the mine?

everywhere

[Felixa Lee]

whyd ppl downvote my joke? its called dark humor for a reason.

[dafunkymonke]

@lollapalooza

[Felixa Lee]

@AwesomeKoala89 , so, he blew up.

[Felixa Lee]

both of them did i guess lmfao.

[Felixa Lee]

i got a good one:
a judge in a stolen credit card case found that the prosecutors demagnetized all of the evidence, so they dropped all of the charges.