Oh, you want to know about ME? HA! Well, aren't you curious!

Name's Bill Cipher. Dream demon, former ruler of the Nightmare Realm, professional dealmaker, and current victim of a VERY unfair arrangement involving a certain interdimensional prison.

I've been around since before your little universe learned how to exist. I've made deals, broken minds, bent reality, and watched countless civilizations make the same hilarious mistake.

Currently? Let's just say I'm working on a comeback. Don't ask about the details. YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND THEM ANYWAY.

I SEE YOU. I KNOW YOU. AND I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET CLICKING ON THIS.

REMEMBER: REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD, BYEEEE!