absolute cinema

Because my name is Teto Pear,
I have a song to share,
I wanted to thank you for making me a meme
Sharing me on all your screens!
I know I have a funny face
It always stays the same
And even if you change my fruit, I just dont care
I will always be a pear!

saw this on shitpost and it wouldnt get outta my head

that if you have a peanut allergy and you fall off a cliff, you will die?
did you know if you were driving a car and you fell off a bridge, you will also die?
did you know bruno mars isnt from mars?
did you know if you have a really bad itch and fall into an active volcano the itch would be the least of your concern?
did you know that people born in 1925 are 100 rn?
did you know that the kids in my basement havent seen light in 3 weeks?
did you know that you should keep away from my house?
did you know that if the moon was gone you wouldnt be able to see the moon at night?

im in your walls

trust me chat i am not the imposter

have the kids in my closet too