Angry birds was made 15 years ago.

Jetpack Joyride was made 13 years ago.

Fruit Ninja was made 13 years ago.

Plants Versus Zombies was made 15 years ago.

Talking Tom was released 11 years ago.

YouTube was created 19 years ago.

Pou was released 12 years ago.

Feel old yet?

His. Name. Is. Angel.

He is stupid. (In a good way.)

He fell down the stairs at a very young age.

@MetaReboot Not ALL of us are fruity. (I’m surprisingly not.)

Don’t do drugs. Don’t be like me.

Yep

Just simply join! We are the basement dwellers. We have Ice cream. Candy, and free Wi-Fi (password is password123)

Ok, and I’ll feed Mal in a bit.

Foxes. So scringly 🥰🥰🥰

@Alastor_ is moving in it’s me after some couple was fighting and the bf got racist. So yay, me and an old friend are living together now. :3

Think of these thoughts as limitless light
Exposing closing circuitry of fright
Think of each moment holding this breath
As death minute in decimal
Resident minor, how do you plead?
We'll need your testimony on the stand
Solemnly swear to tell the whole truth
So help you son, now raise your right hand
Father your honor, may I explain?
My brain has claimed its glory over me
I've a good heart albeit insane
Condemn him to the infirmary
All mine towers crumble down the flowers gasping under rubble
Shrieking in the hall of lull, thy genius saves a thirst for trouble
Scattering sparks of thought energy
Deliver me and carry me away
Here in my kingdom I am your Lord
I order you to cower and pray
Nuns commence incanting as the lightning strikes mine temples thus
Electrifying mine chambers, wholly scorching out thine sovereignty
So spiraling down thy majesty
I beg of thee, have mercy on me
I was just a boy you see
I plead of thee have sympathy for me
See how the serfs work the ground
And they give it all they've got
And they give it all they've got
And you give it all you've got 'til you're down
See how the brain plays around
And you fall inside a hole you couldn't see
And you fall inside a hole inside a-
Someone help me
Understand what's going on inside my mind
Doctor I can't tell if I'm not me
When it grows bright, the particles start to
Marvel having made it through the night
Never they ponder, weather electric
Calming if you look at it right!

Yep. He is. (He’s holding me hostage help)

Bunnoy

My allergies have had me fucked up and now it feels like I’m drowning.

So one time an atheist teacher got pissed off at a student for saying “bless you” when a kid sneezed. (Aka @Alastor_ He was 16 and I was 15 when this happened lol) She was never fired, instead she got a raise for “being a good role model to students.”

@Husker Crazy

:0

@Ciempies well, for starters, I can suck your d-

Fuck.