aight for my next random ima talk about C&BT

I was just going to get me a cupcake

I shoved an edible in muh butthole

nuclear warheads were just dropped in ukrainian territory

wait nvm 7 seconds

correction, it's happening again in the next 7 hours

I am a public threat

I caused global warming

exact coordinates to the largest ice cap

I dropped a nuke in Antarctica

Im banned from six continental regions

"hi" -island man

"no man is an island, except island man" -HappyDrive

k nevermind

vanishes