Hello! ☆ You may know me from the (semi) popular news seller.. Snail Mail (it's literally my name..)!

Though my real gender has be questioned many times.
"I think you're a he"

"You're a she..!"

I do go by both. All of the above basically.
But my BORN gender issss...

FEMALE. You (might have) guessed it! I was born a girl!

I may act "formal, professional, and give off masculinity" because in truth I am what they call a tomboy. But I SWEAR I ACT LIKE OTHER GIRLS....

And no, I'm not that kind of "tomboy". I am a girl, and do, do things like them. Like I'm not "like other girls". I AM LIKE OTHER GIRLS.

Just show more masculinity. And formality when it comes to other genders. Such as my own and guys. Or none. Or if your just human and not me.

Yall can pick for 1st being the fist picture, to the last being the last picture!!♡

@stupidguy
Me too.

1: bullys people. Even if I care about you.
2: rude foe no reason sometimes.
3: sadist.
4: doesn't consider feelings.
5: Likes to mess with you, just to break you.
6: hates people.
7: I find pleasure out of making people squirm. Or make them uncomfortable.
8: will not show true colors till I know you well. Example. What you like, or love, what you hate or dislike, what your breaking point is. How sensitive you are. Your past, and your trauma. What subject is hardfo4 you. (topic). What you like in people, what makes you laugh. What makes you mad. Ect. (I swear I will be nice to you if you cry.)
9: Will "mask". And be who you want me to be, so you likeme. (friend way)
10: a little weird.

@Lucifer-s-Love
You rn

@thatguy Lmao

I'm being Mr antenna... Literally have the whole outfit ready already. (。･´д`･。)

The following was recorded on a private interview with @shockrat . If you have questions and concerns. DM please, and thank you! All right reserved of the official Snail Mail publisher. Blah, blah, blah.. ENJOY!

StarryPeach: "What’s the oddest smell you enjoy, like gasoline, burnt toast, etc..."

Shockrat : "old man cologne"

StarryPeach: "What’s your go-to embarrassing but true story that always gets a laugh?"

• Shockrat: "when i was younger, I set milk on fire. No one ever believes me. I put Oil in milk to make pretty colors, then remembered seeing something on tv about how oil spills can light water on fire and went, that sounds fun, so i did it with milk. it was not a fun day."

StarryPeach: "Which one would you prefer: have no nose but have really good-smelling fingers or be blind but have a really nice smile?"

ShockRat: "no nose. I can almost never smell things anyway"

StarryPeach: "Have you ever attempted to swallow toothpaste?"

Shockrat: "every night"

StarryPeach: "What music would you choose to play every time you walk into a room?"

Shockrat: "Barbie girl by aqua"

StarryPeach: "Would you like to say something to the readers before we go?"
•
Shochrat: "Pwease go watch sword art online. Bye Bye!!!"

That's it for Snail Mail News! Thank you for reading SHOCKRAT's interview!

Editor: @snail-mail
Publisher: @snail-mail
Interviewer: @starrypeach
Interviewed: @shockrat

HELLO! You may call me Snail Mail!

I have been getting a lot of concerns regarding "Interviews", please remember I am ONE person.
I cannot do it all by myself.

It is a real struggle to interview EVERYONE.

So please don't take it personal if I cannot interview you as SOON, as you text or message me.

I am truly trying my best!!

-Yours truly, Snail Mail. ☆

The following was recorded on a private interview with @JadeF1re . If you have questions and concerns. DM please, and thank you! All right reserved of the official Snail Mail publisher. Blah, blah, blah.. ENJOY!

Snail Mail: "Hello! My first question is.. If you could go back and relive a day, what day, an why..?"

Jade: "Probably the first day of first grade, i remember it being relatively fun"

Snail Mail: "I miss that too ngl! Next question! (2), What interests you the most..?"

Jade: "Probably art and animation, maybe acting in close second
The arts really interests me as a whole tbh, not sure why
(Except music, my elementary school music teach stinks)"

Snail Mail: "Bleh! My elementary music teacher is why I'm alive, lol! Next question! (3), what could you talk about for hours on end and not get bored or tired..?"

Jade: "Doki Doki Literature Club! and Vocaloid, as they're like in my top 5 interests at the moment and I love infodumping on people about them"

Snail mail: "DDLC! I've.. played. Next question! (4), What would you wanna be when you grow up..? ANd why?"

Jade: "Animator, like I've said earlier it's one of my interests n it's cool that my sis wants to be one too, lol"

Snail Mail: "That's so cool! In another interview, someone wanted to do that too! Said there going to college for it! Now! Last and final question. Is a Toca closely related to a sandwich, soup, or salad?"

Jade: "That's so random lol
I think it's salad, though"

Snail Mail: "Why?"

Jade: "Not sure tbh
I just think it is"

Snail Mail: "Alright! That concludes the interview, anything to say to the readers..?"

Jade: "Rory is best, Rory surpremacy" I guess"

That concludes the interview!
Thanks for Reading Snail Mail News!

Editor: @Snail Mail/Littlebean_877
Arthur: @Snail Mail/ Littlebean_877
Publisher: @Snail Mail/ Littlebean_877
Interviewer: @Snail Mail/ Littlebean_877
Interviewed: @JadeF1re

The following was recorded on a private interview with @NeverLetMeDown . If you have questions and concerns. DM please, and thank you! All right reserved of the official Snail Mail publisher. Blah, blah, blah.. ENJOY!

Snail Mail: "Hello! First question may be hard.. What is something you believe that most people don’t?"

NeverLetMeDown: "Okay yeah I have to think for that one
Ok I wish I could give a more in depth answer for this one but I can't really think of anything that I believe that most people may not
Sooooo
One thing I believe that others may not is that fiction does not affect reality ouuu boiling hot take ouu Rory is pro-fiction ouu"

Snail Mail: "huh, that is reasonable! Next question! What is a topic or cause you can talk about for hours without getting bored?"

NeverLetMeDown: "Ohhh boy okay
Probably like any of my interests or whatever my fixation is at the time.
I don't think I could actually talk about anything for hours without getting bored though"

Snail Mail: "Okay! Next question/ 3rd, What is a hidden talent or skill you have that you rarely get to use..?"

NeverLetMeDown: "Ouuu shit okay
Secret Rory fact, I can sing (don't ask me for proof I'm not providing this).
Hidden talent because literally nobody knows about this except for my close friends irl.
Also this 'talent' is rarely used by choice because its #awkward"

Snail Mail: "No way! If you get asked to sing and you do, I want the recording. Anyways! 4th question.. What is a childhood memory that still makes you smile every time you think about it?"

NeverLetMeDown: "I don't remember anything from this period of my life at all for the most part so like. I don't really know.
But uhhhhhh the one thing thats coming to mind right now is when I was like 8 and visiting my grandparents for the Summer, and they set me up to hangout with the child of a family friend, and that was cool I suppose.
I don't know what happened to him (in reference to the kid, duh) but I hope to meet him again someday because he was alright
Oh and I remember his family taking me on their yearly beach trip a few times and that was also cool"

Snail Mail: "Last And Final Question, it'll be hard.. Would you rather be universally respected by strangers but disliked by your family, or universally loved by your family but mocked by the rest of the world?"

NeverLetMeDown: "Oh thats easy lol universally respected by strangers. My family already doesn't like me much so yeah."

Snail Mail: "That concludes this interview. anything to the reads before it ends..?"

-No comment, 🤩-
Thanks for read the Snail Mail News!! That's it fr that! Totally ask Never for a singing recording. I gotta hear that..!!
Have a wonderfull day!

Editor: @Snail Mail/Littlebean_877
Arthur: @Snail Mail/ Littlebean_877
Publisher: @Snail Mail/ Littlebean_877
Interviewer: @Snail Mail/ Littlebean_877
Interviewed: @NeverLetMeDown

@Gl1tch
NO JOIN MYYYY @Snail-Mail-fan-club AND @Snail-News-Staff

Anddd... @Snail-News-Staff

@Snail-Mail-fan-club

@french_fry_guy

@french_fry_guy

@_Izzy_
Honestly, it depends if it was real or one sided.
Most people here are teens, and most relationships at that age are one sided. If real at all. You may not want to accept that you don't like them back, but it's true. When you love them, you must be willing enough to let them go for their happiness. If leaving will make them truly happy. Then you must. If you truly love them. It takes me a little if I did love them, it doesn't take me long if I didn't. And I just Liked them.

I'll face reveal.. Again. 🤩

@UnpaidIntern
Yk, I don''t really care(anymore)
but your right. I agree.

@tyler_x
My point exactly.