Why do we celebrate us getting closer to death anyway happy birthday

My precious bunny rabbits name is midnight
Nathaniel is Nathaniel

im hiding in my bunker and theres a tornado WARNING ASWELL WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IS POURING RAIN

my rabbit told Nathaniel that the aliens AND GOVERNMENT are very near to finding me im scared cold and all i have to drink is lukewarm gatorade midnight my very dear to me bunny rabbit is scared out of her fucking mind idk what to do it raining and i hear the alien drones near WHAT DO I DO

this doesn't matter in the end does it or does anything

if you see weird drones run the government knows aliens are abducting us