@Th4tt13rd4r15t i was talking about my alt dumbass my altt @cunexttuesday :// grow a pair lwky

@Th4tt13rd4r15t theyre both killers so igg??

@Lil_sillyz bro me and me friend r being a killer clown and cat in the hat

5 relationships down the drain in one week.
Im about to hook up with someone else
I know a need a break contrary to what wolfie said but like lwky i need love, sooo uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (Im not good at romance curse my ODD and my very awkward persona)
Or maybe this is just a sign i need to STOP dating guys bc every time i date a guy I get agressive

U are so obsessed w this little blue guy im so dead

Perioddd

It needs to be stuffed crust im sorry but thats the goat, im also a ranch fiend so it NEEDS ranch

3 People

@takis He said he was gonna buy me a bouquet for tm im literally gonna happy cry

Also gonna mention the fact he yelled "ALRIGHT!!" after i said id be there tm and left to go home

So tn me and my bf met up in the alley (The guy who's voicemail i showed you) He called me while i was running to ask if we wanted to meet up and he was confusing me with directions since id never been done his alley before but i sprinted down his alley and we met at his fence, the sunset was legit so pretty and you wanna know what ts mf said? "The sunset is beautiful but your more beautiful then anything" FOLDED. I started blushing and smiling acting like a fool, and after that i asked if he wanted a kiss and this mf faked fainting after i kissed his cheek then he was like "Meet me here tommorrow at 3 PM after your race, ill make sure to kiss u, i gotchua" LIKE WHAT Then since me and this boy live so close HE CLIMBED MY ROOF KNOCKED ON MY WINDOW N GAVE ME A APPLE PIE SNACK OMG AM I FOLDED i love him smmmmmmmmmm i cant wait for tm like bro all this for some pie? Im so in love its wild i feel like im in a 90s coming of age romance movie

@tocinothere my "Friend" Andrews voicemail

https://voca.ro/1jH3y4SotaL4 now this call was very personal, we did end up calling and i told him what i wanted to tell him but uhh heres my uhh "friends" funny voicemail